The Everyone's Welcome Thread (even Canadians, SEO experts, and oldies..you get the idea).

[DU]

I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

The following subjects are
BANNED

So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.

POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok

I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

We are also lady and animal friendly

 

[briguy]

Looks like there is a new twist on a email scam..


Dear Friend,

On the 28th of October 2009 a gang of Taliban attacked and bombed Peshawar Pakistan when a car bomb was detonated in a Mina Bazar of that region killing 137 people and injured more than 200 including Engr. Steve a customer with Noor bank of Dubai. Consequently I was assigned by the Management of my bank as his account officer to help locate any of his close family relation to Claim the money he deposited with the bank.

Mr. Steve has in his account with Noor Bank of Dubai before his sudden death the sum of $10.2 million USA dollars. All efforts to locate any of his immediate family proved abortive since he did not reside in Dubai with any of his family being a contractual staff with Emirate National oil company. Having been unsuccessful in locatingany of his relatives this past periods mostly as his 4 ( four) years contact is due to expire very soon, I decided to contact you to assist in Repatriating the money and properties left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared Unserviceable by the bank.

I seek your consent and cooperation to present you as the next of kin to the deceased, over the Proceeds of this account valued at ($10.2 million US Dollars) to be paid to you and then you and I can share the money in the ratio of 50% to me and 50% to you.All I need is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me from any breach of the law. I will appreciate some measure of confidentiality until we finish the transaction, because of my position in the bank Please do reply mail to:[email protected]

Regards,

Farooq Hassan.

 

[SirDrago]

Looks like there is a new twist on a email scam..


Dear Friend,

On the 28th of October 2009 a gang of Taliban attacked and bombed Peshawar Pakistan when a car bomb was detonated in a Mina Bazar of that region killing 137 people and injured more than 200 including Engr. Steve a customer with Noor bank of Dubai. Consequently I was assigned by the Management of my bank as his account officer to help locate any of his close family relation to Claim the money he deposited with the bank.

Mr. Steve has in his account with Noor Bank of Dubai before his sudden death the sum of $10.2 million USA dollars. All efforts to locate any of his immediate family proved abortive since he did not reside in Dubai with any of his family being a contractual staff with Emirate National oil company. Having been unsuccessful in locatingany of his relatives this past periods mostly as his 4 ( four) years contact is due to expire very soon, I decided to contact you to assist in Repatriating the money and properties left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared Unserviceable by the bank.

I seek your consent and cooperation to present you as the next of kin to the deceased, over the Proceeds of this account valued at ($10.2 million US Dollars) to be paid to you and then you and I can share the money in the ratio of 50% to me and 50% to you.All I need is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me from any breach of the law. I will appreciate some measure of confidentiality until we finish the transaction, because of my position in the bank Please do reply mail to:[email protected]

Regards,

Farooq Hassan.

That's 5.1 million dollars for you bro, you better hurry! Lmao

 

[ulterios]

Looks like there is a new twist on a email scam..


Dear Friend,

On the 28th of October 2009 a gang of Taliban attacked and bombed Peshawar Pakistan when a car bomb was detonated in a Mina Bazar of that region killing 137 people and injured more than 200 including Engr. Steve a customer with Noor bank of Dubai. Consequently I was assigned by the Management of my bank as his account officer to help locate any of his close family relation to Claim the money he deposited with the bank.

Mr. Steve has in his account with Noor Bank of Dubai before his sudden death the sum of $10.2 million USA dollars. All efforts to locate any of his immediate family proved abortive since he did not reside in Dubai with any of his family being a contractual staff with Emirate National oil company. Having been unsuccessful in locatingany of his relatives this past periods mostly as his 4 ( four) years contact is due to expire very soon, I decided to contact you to assist in Repatriating the money and properties left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared Unserviceable by the bank.

I seek your consent and cooperation to present you as the next of kin to the deceased, over the Proceeds of this account valued at ($10.2 million US Dollars) to be paid to you and then you and I can share the money in the ratio of 50% to me and 50% to you.All I need is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me from any breach of the law. I will appreciate some measure of confidentiality until we finish the transaction, because of my position in the bank Please do reply mail to:[email protected]

Regards,

Farooq Hassan.

 

[ulterios]

Looks like there is a new twist on a email scam..


Dear Friend,

On the 28th of October 2009 a gang of Taliban attacked and bombed Peshawar Pakistan when a car bomb was detonated in a Mina Bazar of that region killing 137 people and injured more than 200 including Engr. Steve a customer with Noor bank of Dubai. Consequently I was assigned by the Management of my bank as his account officer to help locate any of his close family relation to Claim the money he deposited with the bank.

Mr. Steve has in his account with Noor Bank of Dubai before his sudden death the sum of $10.2 million USA dollars. All efforts to locate any of his immediate family proved abortive since he did not reside in Dubai with any of his family being a contractual staff with Emirate National oil company. Having been unsuccessful in locatingany of his relatives this past periods mostly as his 4 ( four) years contact is due to expire very soon, I decided to contact you to assist in Repatriating the money and properties left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared Unserviceable by the bank.

I seek your consent and cooperation to present you as the next of kin to the deceased, over the Proceeds of this account valued at ($10.2 million US Dollars) to be paid to you and then you and I can share the money in the ratio of 50% to me and 50% to you.All I need is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me from any breach of the law. I will appreciate some measure of confidentiality until we finish the transaction, because of my position in the bank Please do reply mail to:[email protected]

Regards,

Farooq Hassan.

 

[enlytend]

LMAO
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35176770

If anyone was going to get me that calendar, thanks but I'd rather have this one
http://www.charlestonanimalsociety.org/firefightercalendar/

 

[Kenny]

LMAO
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35176770

If anyone was going to get me that calendar, thanks but I'd rather have this one
http://www.charlestonanimalsociety.org/firefightercalendar/

Vlad could stand a couple hrs in the sun. Hes got that Casper thing going on.

Michelle, Wendy & Bri (and all others from the UK)

Happy Boxing Day!
​

Peace,
Cy

 

[GILSAN]

Apparently some kids didn't get their Christmas presents from Santa this year. Half way through his rounds he got into an accident with a 747 !

Last year the same thing happened. We'll have to give Santa a GPS Tracker as a present, in the new year.

 

[GILSAN]

Winter hits St Joseph lighthouse, Michigan Lake.

Santa Maddalena, Dolomites, Italy

 

[GILSAN]

 

[johname]

New Metal Created With Superior Strength And Lightness In Weight

http://www.ibtimes.com/new-metal-created-superior-strength-lightness-weight-2240162

 

[GILSAN]

Robin Williams on Golf and Scots. He does a fantastic Scottish accent

 

[johname]

I like this guy's idea of using this scooter for a filming track

But does look like the girl carrying a log to class.

 

[iowadawg]

Another song my granddaughter has blaring away to the point that I was first laughing like hell then singing all with....

 

[GILSAN]

I like this guy's idea of using this scooter for a filming track

But does look like the girl carrying a log to class.

I would never trust these 2 wheelers

 

[iowadawg]

Day after Christmas.
Wife, like so many in the families, took the tree and all the decorations down and into their boxes.

 

[iowadawg]

 

[GILSAN]

Day after Christmas.
Wife, like so many in the families, took the tree and all the decorations down and into their boxes.

So that's why the English call it Boxing Day.

Over here all Christmas decorations stay until about the 4-8th of January.

 

[johname]

I think Walmart online has free shipping with no minimum order today

 

[johname]

Dads Failing At Riding Hoverboards Are Ruining Christmas For Everyone

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/they-dont-even-hover-we-get-it#.grGyOE81J


I never heard the reverse stripper joke lol

 

[briguy]

So that's why the English call it Boxing Day.

Over here all Christmas decorations stay until about the 4-8th of January.

Also when I kid, my mom made us put all the gifts that didn't fit, doubles etc back in the boxes, so we can return them

Congrats on Team USA for beating Team Canada (World Junior Hockey)

 

[iowadawg]

Now why would you think God is so liking man?
After all, he spent 180 million years with dinosaurs.

 

[enlytend]

Day after Christmas.
Wife, like so many in the families, took the tree and all the decorations down and into their boxes.

We always used to leave everything up until Jan. 6 (Epiphany).
Wonder how many people are putting decorations up before Halloween AND taking them down the day after?

 

[iowadawg]

Canada post you all....

 

[iowadawg]

The old days....

This keyboard on a laptop from 1995!
IBM ThinkPad Butterfly keyboard

 

[alcy]