Kenny

There is never a right time to do the wrong thing and there is never a wrong time to do the right thing.

Cy de NamePros - by Edmond Rostand

But wit? Not so, you never had an atom. And of letters, you need but three to write you down: ... You did open the door :)

These, my dear sir, are things you might have said, had you some tinge of letters or of wit to color your discourse.

RESPECTFUL: Sir, I recognize in you a man of parts. A man of... prominence! Or, LITERARY: Was this the nose that launched a thousand ships?

SIMPLE: When do they unveil the monument? MILITARY: Beware, a secret weapon. ENTERPRISING: What a sign for some perfumer!

ELOQUENT: When it blows, the typhoon howls, and the clouds darken! DRAMATIC: When it bleeds, the Red Sea.

INSOLENT: Your chimney is on fire. CAUTIOUS: Take care— A weight like that might make you top heavy.

KINDLY: Ah, do you love the little birds So much that when they come and sing to you, You give them this to perch on?

A cape? say rather, a peninsula! INQUISITIVE: what is that receptacle— A razor-case or a portfolio?

FRIENDLY: How do you drink with such a nose? You ought to have a cup made specially. DESCRIPTIVE: 'This a rock—a crag—a cape—

Mon dieu, why waste Your opportunity? For example, thus:— AGGRESSIVE: I, sir, if that nose were mine, I’d have it amputated on the spot.

E.S. (turns away with a shrug) Well, of course— CY, Ah, no, young sir! You are too simple. Why, you might have said Oh, a great many things

E.S. Ah… your nose… hem! Your nose is… rather large! CY (gravely) Rather. E.S. (simpering) Oh well—CY (coolly) Is that all?

*locks basement door from the inside* nom nom nom nom nom.... Yum yum ... Jaffacakes all to myself. Peace, Cy