Kenny

There is never a right time to do the wrong thing and there is never a wrong time to do the right thing.

Cy de NamePros - by Edmond Rostand

But wit? Not so, you never had an atom. And of letters, you need but three to write you down: ... You did open the door :)

These, my dear sir, are things you might have said, had you some tinge of letters or of wit to color your discourse.

RESPECTFUL: Sir, I recognize in you a man of parts. A man of... prominence! Or, LITERARY: Was this the nose that launched a thousand ships?

SIMPLE: When do they unveil the monument? MILITARY: Beware, a secret weapon. ENTERPRISING: What a sign for some perfumer!

ELOQUENT: When it blows, the typhoon howls, and the clouds darken! DRAMATIC: When it bleeds, the Red Sea.

INSOLENT: Your chimney is on fire. CAUTIOUS: Take care— A weight like that might make you top heavy.