You are a domainer if.....

[domainventure]

You are a domainer if.....

You name your kid 'Bacon3' :notme:

Kids calls you Godaddy

You remember your first domain but forget your anniversary.

...

Keep it coming y'all!:lala:

 

[aditd]

The only way to know what you own is to log on to the admin of your register!

 

[OZLDARC]

You are a domainer if your calendar is full of soon to be dropped domains

 

[domainventure]

With all the new "Gs" going live, thought will resurrect the 'you are a domainer' thread once again. So here goes:

You are a domainer if you call your kids, "my little extensions"

 

[Blake]

You are a domainer if you get upset when someone in the news calls you a squatter. I know at least for me it ruffles my tail feathers!

 

[tomcarl]

....you look over your portfolio like a kid looks over his baseball cards...

....you find yourself wondering how much a company paid for the domain name they're using on a commercial

....you shake your head when you hear someone on TV advertising their website on a subdomain or / slash domain...

....you find yourself cancelling plans or rescheduling because you don't want to miss out on an auction that's ending

...you randomly test spammers emailing you about their $xxxx domain to feel out their rebuttals...

...you often get blank stares from your girlfriend, wife, friends when you talk about killer new Premium you just got...

 

[Poldermaffia]

If you can make dots like Picasso!

 

[Kate]

You omit hyphens in sentences. You also put .com at the end of every sentence.

 

[Kate]

Your kids have brandable names

Names like Pirgafonya or Boltifusius, because that's all was left in .com.

 

[Rich]

You're a domainer if...
You anticipate the weekly sales lists from dnjournal, sedo, and hopefully soon to return afternic.
You were quick to buy your hometown (kerhonkson.com), later to find out out it had little to no search volume, and resold it for a profit.
You skip past the headlines of the DomainSherpa Review to avoid seeing the winner of the name that price game.

 

[namerav]

You are a domainer if you sell domain name for a profit.

 

[DKN]

You are a domainer if you fall in love with your domain most of the time and also you are a domainer if you had lods of love failures In domaining)

 

[N-A]

You're a domainer if you've been called a 'cyber squatter' more times than you can remember.

 

[briguy]

You are a domainer if.....

You name your kid 'Bacon3' :notme:

Kids calls you Godaddy

You remember your first domain but forget your anniversary.

...

Keep it coming y'all!:lala:

If you spend more time lurking NamePros than you do your favorite porn niche...

 

[Kate]

You are a domainer if your obituary mentions your 'drop date'.

 

[domainventure]

Ha Ha! That's the best I have seen

You are a domainer if your obituary mentions your 'drop date'.

 

[Kate]

You are a domainer if you own domains in the TLDs of countries where you've never set foot, and you couldn't even pinpoint them on a map.

 

[Kate]

You are a domainer if you ask a cop about his parking revenue.

 

[Blake]

You are a domainer if at any given time half of your portfolio is labeled as soon to expire

 

[Ali]

Every day, I write hundreds and hundreds of sentences.

I end 97% of those sentences with either one of the following: .!?

What about the other 3% you ask?

I end them with .com

Most recent one: "Let me know if you have any questions.com"

You know you're a domainer when... you end your sentences with a .com

What's your most "domainy" behavior?

 

[forge]

Your title has a typo, it should be you're not your.com