You Might Be A Domainer If...

[rudyhernandez]

... you think .mobi is a whale.
... on your job application you list cybersquatting.
... you can recite GoDaddy promo codes from memory.
... you've named one of your kids Alexa.
... you think "tasting" has nothing to do with food.
... you've appraised your own name.
... your main source of income is Adsense revenue.
... your Sedo rep sends you holiday cards.
... you consider "traffic" a good thing.
... your company's CEO is not as important as it's SEO.
... you own a "Vint Cerf for Pres" shirt.
... you have a diverse portfolio, but don't own any stocks.
... you consider new visitors to your home as unique.
... you've registered a LLLL.com that doesn't even make sense.
... you'd rather register a domain than register for class.
... you consider Whois a social network.
... you still refer to Zuho as SwapNames.
... you're not a lawyer but can recite trademark laws from memory.
... you own some sort of iphone related domain name.
... your backlink quality is more important than your quality of friends.
... two words: ICANN
... you've ordered chips & Dotsauce.
... you knew GoDaddy before he was even a father.

The entire list can be found at:
http://logistiklabs.blogspot.com/2007/11/you-might-be-domainer-if.html

Enjoy!
Rudy

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[ssamriga]

some are funny

 

[Alex]

... you've named one of your kids Alexa.

Too funny that one of my nicknames was Alexa .... don't know but for me it is a nice name, isn't it?

 

[Kate]

... on your job application you list cybersquatting.

I would remove #2 from my list

 

[PinkyRing]

...if labrocca has called you an idiot at some point in your life.

 

[weblord]

1. you treat ip address(es) as phone numbers and add them to your contact list
2. you either wear or give away caps and t-shirts with your .com on it.
3. you habitually call your pet's name .com or .net
4. you check daily what overture or wordtracker has to say instead of your horoscope
5. you think about keywords that sell when you wake up rather than breakfast.
6. when waiting for a taxi, you check on your mobile dropping domains rather than getting a taxi

 

[Dave_Z]

...you keep checking domain forums more often than your offline life.

 

[filter]

you go to reg "DomainWonk" - see that it's already taken, shrug and reg "DomainWanker" instead ... then laugh when Parked.com puts it up with an adult template. :lol:

 

[lzy]

you go to reg "DomainWonk" - see that it's already taken, shrug and reg "DomainWanker" instead ... then laugh when Parked.com puts it up with an adult template. :lol:

:lol:

 

[htmlindex]

You've got some good ones there.

your main source of income is Adsense revenue.

This one would have to do more with being a webmaster than a domainer

 

[Kate]

1. you treat ip address(es) as phone numbers and add them to your contact list

One of my favorites

Also:

You query whois on a domain name to find out you already own it

So true :hehe:

 

[syed1994]

...you stay up late for new extension land rushes.

 

[Badger]

One of my favorites

You query whois on a domain name to find out you already own it

Quality... That actually made me laugh...