The "Fanciest" Name/Title For a Domainer?

[deez007]

Hey Folks

This morning whilst sitting on the "throne" I recalled an incident that occurred not so long ago. I figured it would be an interesting thread to start here on the forum to see what ideas you guys could come up with..

Okay let me set the scene:

About 2 months ago I was at a dinner party and was mingling with the crowd (most of whom I already knew) but there were a good few new faces. I noticed a really really attractive women chatting to some people I knew so off course I headed over and introduced myself and got chatting not long after that some other idiot I never seen before joins our group. He was loud, annoying and obviously trying to get her attention. Anyway he told us he was Platinum Private Banker or something like that... then asked me what I did, I tried to think of a fancy name for a domainer or internet marketing but under pressure I just couldn't think...so I just said I'm in marketing....sounded very plain vanilla compared to Platinum private banker... lol.. so that got me wondering...

Whats the most fanciest or important sounding title you could think of for a Domainer?

 

[hxp]

Say you run a "Naming Agency".

It always piques interest (no matter how strong the opposition), because people are always surprised to hear that such a thing exists.

&I imagine women would also be more responsive to a creative suitor. For example: If you say "Ad Agency" people immediately want to know how big or small the agency is, who you've worked with, what ads you've done, etc.



EDIT: Keep in mind, as soon as you tell them this, people will start asking to start naming stuff on the spot. "What would you call a purple dog walker?", "Or an underwater car mechanic?", "How about my dads nose?"...

 

[deez007]

Hahahah some really clever and funny suggestions here...

Keep em coming guys, this is entertaining.

 

[theSun]

Dot Org Philanthropist
Dot Com Mogul
Dot XYZ Juggernaut

 

[Corey]

Digital Real Estate

 

[SheikhOvais]

Since I am also connected with the development side (a little), I have a fancy name for meself: Internet Real Estate Developer.

But specifically for domaining only; as you've asked, I can proudly go with Internet Real Estate Investor.

 

[infosec3]

Domain Broker is fine.

The fancier the name, the less credible you will sound.

 

[DanSanchez]

Purveyor of Digital Diamonds, Extraordinaire.

 

[Aamsra]

Domain Trader
Domain Investor
Domain Broker
Digital Assets Broker/Investor

 

[JamesDavid]

"Intellectual Property Broker"

 

[djum]

What you really need is confidence, not a fancy name, mate

 

[ksusha64]

Say you "Cousin of Bill Gates" and do domaining for fun.

 

[dordomai]

"I lose money buying and selling domains ...."

 

[The Durfer]

how about, "I just sold a $125,000 domain" esq. lol

(esq = esquire)

 

[The Durfer]

domain tycoon

 

[DU]

"Kate Wannabe"

 

[MR Harrist]

when someone ask me, I will answer, I don't do anything, cause
I already have money tree! most of the time,they will stop bother me with stupid questions! but some ppl will have curious! and ask a lot! about my money tree! lol.

but sometime I also give a proper explanation, especially if hot chicks that asking me! I tell her that, I web developer (actually not), building a site and get thousand ppl to visit my site , and when I do that money will roll in by itself, so its like having money tree! and also don't have time to looking a jobs in factory or office, cause I don't smart at all, and my IQ are under average, so I am sure no one will hired me as their worker and tell stuff like that! and most of the time, they will ask me to hangout in other days, so it works well! but if I give strait answer I am sure she will bored to death! Lol!

so, no need fancy title! trust me cause it looks suspicious! lol

 

[theSun]

Dot Biz Entrepreneur
Dot Info Artist
Dot Mobi 6s Plus

 

[LucidDomains]

So you're retired and when they ask what did you do, say internet real estate.

 

[daica85]

domain superman :D

 

[deez007]

What you really need is confidence, not a fancy name, mate

Lol, yep confidence is key. I agree (Don't worry confidence is not something I'm lacking at all )... - I'm merely asking out of interest, to see what are some of the creative names people can come up with for a Domainer....

 

[dordomai]

"DNS Investor"

 

[SeriousName.com]

Name Pro

 

[dordomai]

"I have domain OCD..."

 

[JudgeMind]

digital realtor

 

[DNGear]

Domain Naut
DIY Naming