The "Fanciest" Name/Title For a Domainer?

[deez007]

Hey Folks

This morning whilst sitting on the "throne" I recalled an incident that occurred not so long ago. I figured it would be an interesting thread to start here on the forum to see what ideas you guys could come up with..

Okay let me set the scene:

About 2 months ago I was at a dinner party and was mingling with the crowd (most of whom I already knew) but there were a good few new faces. I noticed a really really attractive women chatting to some people I knew so off course I headed over and introduced myself and got chatting not long after that some other idiot I never seen before joins our group. He was loud, annoying and obviously trying to get her attention. Anyway he told us he was Platinum Private Banker or something like that... then asked me what I did, I tried to think of a fancy name for a domainer or internet marketing but under pressure I just couldn't think...so I just said I'm in marketing....sounded very plain vanilla compared to Platinum private banker... lol.. so that got me wondering...

Whats the most fanciest or important sounding title you could think of for a Domainer?

 

[Justin Matmor]

Domain Acquisitionist

 

[deez007]

I think even Digital Commodities Broker could work...

 

[Doron Vermaat]

No need for fancy titles imo. Saying "I sell/broker domain names" will usually gets you a lot more attention than a fancy job title. Also, what the f is a platinum private banker? Is that the guy I call when my credit cards are maxed out?

 

[daica85]

is Domain Consultant ok?

 

[wayne wooldridge]

Internet real estate broker
Private investor
Internet entrepreneur
Online broker
Internet mogul

Just a few off the top of my head

 

[biggie]

who needs a fancy title!


" i'm a garbage man, i search thru pigeon shit all day, looking for gems "





imo...

 

[D Haynes]

I just say "oh no sorry I don't smoke", or look at my watch and say "yeah sure. It's ten past seven". Really confuses people then they leave me alone.

 

[VaibhavA]

I liked what Doron Vermaat said. Thats more that enough.

But, since you are looking for something fancy to catch attention. Just say "I make money online". Rest will happen itself. Just my opinion.

 

[doubleU]

Cyber Property Agent, the .com is available

@deez007 her panties will drop as soon as you mention this !

 

[deez007]

I liked what Doron Vermaat said. Thats more that enough.

But, since you are looking for something fancy to catch attention. Just say "I make money online". Rest will happen itself. Just my opinion.

Not really looking for anything to catch attention.....just interested in seeing what creative titles other people can come up with

 

[deez007]

Cyber Property Agent, the .com is available

Nice one..... I guess Virtual Property Investor could also work. and if you also build websites then you could be a Virtual Property Developer & Investor. .... hahaha

 

[Jackie]

Branding Expert

 

[deez007]

How about Strategic Virtual Property Acquisitions ....haahah ok, I have to give myself a pat on the back there...thats a good one.. lol

 

[domainbartender]

Domain broker works for me!

 

[Rory Ivey]

Something with the word brand in it...

Brand Innovator...etc

But for me that's because I realize that this business of buying and selling domains can evolve and you want a business name and title that can grow with it.

or now I make it clear i buy and sell and develop domain names.

And truly that actually strikes peoples interest more than i expect...

 

[Shams]

Cyber Property Agent, the .com is available

@deez007 her panties will drop as soon as you mention this !

I like Cyber Property Agent, The .Com is Available .i'm gonna use this somewhere.

 

[Shams]

@doubleU Thanks mate. it looks awesome.

 

[doubleU]

@doubleU Thanks mate. it looks awesome.

Your very welcome, I'm glad you like it, you look pretty awesome also

 

[Fancy.domains]

I say that I buy and sell domain names.

If that's not fancy enough for any money digger or guy with a big ego, I couldn't care less.

What about 'Word traveler'? Then you might get a hippie chic home?

 

[Name Trader]

Domainologist?

 

[Grego85]

lol, my mom was a private banker for higher level accounts in our area, it isn't as fancy as it sounds.

Right now I can't even really say I'm a domainer. I'd have to say I'm attempting to become a domainer.

 

[briguy]

Internet real estate broker

Virtual Real Estate Consultant briguy VREC <has a nice ring!

 

[owntype]

I would answer: iam.in

 

[eyedomainous]

This is an important issue because "domainer" is counter-productive.

In short, I say I'm a Media Broker.
When I want to be clever I say I'm a Global Real Urlstate Investor.
If I really want to impress I say I'm in Media Acquisitions & Divestitures.