Funny yet sad fan mail!

[matt_bodis]

I own a domain of a famous celebrity soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo. I turned it into a mini-site and it gets a fair amount of visitors. Here is the fan mail I got from one of the visitors which thinks that the owner of the site is Cristiano Ronaldo himself:

Hi my name is ZAHRA
I am Iranian and Iam 16 .and I love you so much .Listen please :
In the world cup 2006 I saw you .
please belive me
love is diving gift .
I feel in love with you the frist time I saw you I always think a bout you and I love you from the bottom of my heart to see you refreshes my spirit your beauty is extraordinary I adore your hair and your face please chat with me and please answer me I want you to be myb engage .but in the intrnet .If wait for several years I will come in england and I will mary you .I really desire to marry you .you are my ideal boy .Dont break my heart please .Your coutenance shows that you are brave and faihful .please belive me cristiano I love you from the bottom of my heart .
bye my dear and my love
5November
our subject :iloveyou
I wish I could marry you soon .
Marriage is necessarry for each person
ID:******@yahoo.com
iloveyou

Her second email:

hi I am zahra again
did you read my emails ?If you read them please please answer me
If you didnt read them please please read them than answer me please
becuse I love you from the bottom of my heart please belive me cristiano
I cant wait I always think a bout you and I love you .To see you refreshes my spirit
I love you so much
bye my dear and my love and my cristiano
I love you from the bottom of my heart
bye again

Her third email (within a 24 hour time span may I add):

Hi I am zahra again please aswer me cristiano
I am sorry and very sad because manunited ..........................
I dont speak a bout it because when I heared I was very very very sad and I cryed.
I love you cristiano please belive me
I fell in love with you the frist time I saw you .I always think a bout you and I love you from the bottom of my heart your beauty is extraordinary to see you refreshes my spirit you are my angel I want you be my engage dont break my heart Do you know that heart lades to heart ?cristiano please belive me I love you from the bottom of my heart I adore your hair and your face and your rosy cheek
This is my biougraphy:
Full name :*******
Nationality:Iranian
Date of birth:15 june 1990
place of birth :Khoramabad-Iran
ID: ********@yahoo.com
DONT FORGET ME PLEASE
bye my love
Orbigado my dear
bye
Dont forget send Email for me
bye

Her fourth email (the funniest of the bunch):

I am zahra
I want to talk with you whats your phne number and whats the coad of england and manchester?
Q:
do you have a college deagree?
answer me please

The last one really cracked me up, "do you have a college degree?"...:lol:

 

[LeetPCUser]

That is crazy. Someone actually sends those? She needs a life IMHO.

 

[Morph]

Reply :p

It might be nicer to get a reply..of course denying but nicely?
Might make this persons day

 

[peaches017]

I use to get emails to bianca from BiancaRyan.info even though I state I'm not affiliated with her. If they're of the media type I pass 'em along. I have many emails of people saying "You're music brings me to tears."

Peter

 

[Halobitt]

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Tell her you're not Ronaldo >> break her heart.

Don't answer her >> break her heart.

Contact Jimmy Saville, maybe Jim'll Fix It For You to get
Ronaldo and Zahra together.

 

[gamehouse]

Imo, you should tell her that you are not what she thinks.

GH

 

[gingeman]

Tell her you'll meet her in her in Trafalagar square at midnight in one months time, and to wear a red carnation etc etc... :hehe:

 

[NPQueen]

Oh that is sad!! Poor thing. I agree you should tell her that you are not who she thinks you are. But be nice... she really thinks she is in love with him

 

[LeetPCUser]

IMHO she is dumb. Just don't respond. If you respond you are going to cause drama.

 

[Grey_OwL]

Someone with an extreme obsessive tendency. :D

 

[kev]

haha...gotta love it :hehe:

thats one advantage of having a domain like that

Brilliant

 

[Romeo20]

There's a lot of people out there that don't know anything about the internet, and don't know that anybody can register just any name that's available. Hah!

But yeah, that girl is way too obsessive and if she actually thinks she has a chance with him, just WOW. I think the best way is just to reply, telling her you're not who she thinks he is, and giving her advice on much more important things in life.. that he's a celeberity and there's millions of other girls that are in love with him.

How sad, a mother needs to speak to her daughter with these types of situations.

 

[dgridley]

Sad... I agree. A telling commentary on teenage angst.

 

[matt_bodis]

I don't think I want to start getting into a discussion with her. She'll get over it within a few years.

It's funny because I used to have my email on the website, and the email was [email protected]. I got approx 3-5 emails per day from fans, there was actually a few girls that said they wanted to talk to me and send their pics and whatnot, so I removed the email address from the site since I just thought that they'd maybe click on more useful things on the site instead (such as the advertisements ). And now, I don't know how this one got my email, she must've looked at a cache or had it saved on her pc from viewing the site a few weeks ago.



Btw, at 16 writing these kind of emails is pretty strange. I am 18 and I sure as hell wasn't like this when I was 16. Not to mention she's a girl. 14 is the tops for these kinds of emails. She must be like a super late bloomer.