Your best one sentence domain pitch

[MapleDots]

Just for fun

What's your best one sentence domain pitch?

Here is mine...

Every domain purchased today comes with...

 

[CJ6]

Buy me.

 

[Soofi]

Domain names are Real Estate of the Internet.

 

[oldtimer]

Buy a domain get a free big screen smart TV*

* for limited time only, while supplies last, min purchase of 100k required.

(just an idea)

 

[Dave]

Your current domain sucks so buy this one instead.

 

[Masay]

Buy domains now and get $500 exclusive coupon.

 

[creataweb]

Pleaze buy my d0ughmain so I can feed my seeing-eye hamster

 

[Wesley S]

actually I have a physical item Im selling with a few of my domains:

Dutch keyboard with the purchase of -
æz.com
æzs.com
zæ.com
zæs.com

keyboard value is 22-29 usd. whoohoo!

 

[satsdifference.com]

(email) send bids for sale to the highest bidder timely


-have a special day

 

[frank-germany]

actually I have a physical item Im selling with a few of my domains:

Dutch keyboard with the purchase of -
æz.com
æzs.com
zæ.com
zæs.com

keyboard value is 22-29 usd. whoohoo!

...those are no dutch letters...

 

[Wesley S]

...those are no dutch letters...

Norwegian but the keyboard is called danish for some reason, oh sorry, I wrote dutch lol. I meant Danish lol.

 

[imadoer]

Sir I am starving, please spare some change so I can buy .coms

 

[Internet.Domains]

Early in the evening.

"I'll take my domain shaken' not stirred"

Later in the evening.

"Your domain or mine?"

 

[Furquan]

I am a poor student who need lots of money to get study going on. Please buy my domain.

 

[MapleDots]

I am a poor student who need lots of money to get study going on. Please buy my domain.

HeHe...... usually the poor student is trying to purchase the domain

 

[Brands.International]

Domain investor starving!

 

[Bob Hawkes]

Please enable my domain addiction

 

[biggie]

Your best one sentence domain pitch?

Thanks, but your offer is too low, to consider.

imo...

 

[Domain Shane]

"I think you forgot a zero at the end of your offer"

 

[1Darko]

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