Your best one sentence domain pitch

[MapleDots]

Just for fun

What's your best one sentence domain pitch?

Here is mine...

Every domain purchased today comes with...

 

[Dave]

Your current domain sucks so buy this one instead.

 

[Domain Shane]

"I think you forgot a zero at the end of your offer"

 

[creataweb]

Pleaze buy my d0ughmain so I can feed my seeing-eye hamster

 

[oldtimer]

Buy a domain get a free big screen smart TV*

* for limited time only, while supplies last, min purchase of 100k required.

(just an idea)

 

[Soofi]

Domain names are Real Estate of the Internet.

 

[Kate]

Price goes up tomorrow.
I am currently negotiating with other people.
This name gets 90,000,000 searches in Google.
Lacking funds ? Sell one kidney (or your kids).
I will throw in mybestpitch.top and a bunch of other domains at no charge.
This offer is valid for one hour.
Cash payment accepted - I want one million in unmarked bills please.
NDA required along with sworn statement that you do not work for the IRS.
I don't need pocket money. Please make a serious offer.
Go back flipping burgers you loser.

 

[Masay]

Buy domains now and get $500 exclusive coupon.

 

[biggie]

Your best one sentence domain pitch?

Thanks, but your offer is too low, to consider.

imo...

 

[Peter Askew]

"I'm leaning towards developing it, but I'm open to offers..."

 

[imadoer]

Sir I am starving, please spare some change so I can buy .coms

 

[Furquan]

I am a poor student who need lots of money to get study going on. Please buy my domain.

 

[CJ6]

Buy me.

 

[The Durfer]

actually I have a physical item Im selling with a few of my domains:

Dutch keyboard with the purchase of -
æz.com
æzs.com
zæ.com
zæs.com

keyboard value is 22-29 usd. whoohoo!

 

[satsdifference.com]

(email) send bids for sale to the highest bidder timely


-have a special day

 

[Internet.Domains]

Early in the evening.

"I'll take my domain shaken' not stirred"

Later in the evening.

"Your domain or mine?"

 

[Brands.International]

Domain investor starving!

 

[Bob Hawkes]

Please enable my domain addiction

 

[1Darko]

This offer is valid 24 hours!

 

[frank-germany]

actually I have a physical item Im selling with a few of my domains:

Dutch keyboard with the purchase of -
æz.com
æzs.com
zæ.com
zæs.com

keyboard value is 22-29 usd. whoohoo!

...those are no dutch letters...

 

[The Durfer]

...those are no dutch letters...

Norwegian but the keyboard is called danish for some reason, oh sorry, I wrote dutch lol. I meant Danish lol.

 

[MapleDots]

I am a poor student who need lots of money to get study going on. Please buy my domain.

HeHe...... usually the poor student is trying to purchase the domain

 

[Coinking]

I love the Domain!

 

[BaileyUK]

To Ask is to Buy

No exceptions

*Cartbeforethehorse.trading TM

 

[Laguna]

Please buy my crap because no one else will