Your best one sentence domain pitch

[MapleDots]

Just for fun

What's your best one sentence domain pitch?

Here is mine...

Every domain purchased today comes with...

 

[Kate]

Price goes up tomorrow.
I am currently negotiating with other people.
This name gets 90,000,000 searches in Google.
Lacking funds ? Sell one kidney (or your kids).
I will throw in mybestpitch.top and a bunch of other domains at no charge.
This offer is valid for one hour.
Cash payment accepted - I want one million in unmarked bills please.
NDA required along with sworn statement that you do not work for the IRS.
I don't need pocket money. Please make a serious offer.
Go back flipping burgers you loser.

 

[Coinking]

I love the Domain!

 

[~ The 34 Year Buzz!!]

The Buzz can enhance the value of your domains unlike anyone else on Earth, stay tuned...

 

[Peter Askew]

"I'm leaning towards developing it, but I'm open to offers..."

 

[BaileyUK]

To Ask is to Buy

No exceptions

*Cartbeforethehorse.trading TM

 

[Laguna]

Please buy my crap because no one else will