What do you call an aftermarket domain that no one, but the registrant, has ever loved?

[Jeff_Libert]

An "Aged Domain".

And, yes, there are domains of considerable age that have not yet found a home as a website. However, holders of such domains "of the top tier" would not - EVER - think of referring to their domain(s) as an "aged domain".

Calling a domain an "aged domain" just doesn't help sell an unloved domain. Only a rare few domains get more attractive with age. :p

So, are there any other - at least borderline funny, silly, ironic, oxymoronic, feckless or otherwise futile domain aftermarket phrases or sales practices - that you can think of?

 

[alcy]

la poop

 

[BaileyUK]

Only the registrant has ever loved. Well that's ok provided there's only one or two of them

 

[Bravo Mod Team]

So, are there any other - at least borderline funny, silly, ironic, oxymoronic, feckless or otherwise futile domain aftermarket phrases or sales practices - that you can think of?

"Premium Hand-Registered Domain"

(In other words: "Nobody else wanted it.")

 

[HotKey]

Only in the domaining world are hobbyists heckled on.