Letting out frustration to LNOA.com

[Archangel]

I'm sure you've received postal letters from "Liberty Names of America." I have for literally years now. So I decided to send them a nice, polite message via their contact form. I don't even care if I'm right about the legit use of whois info right now. I just wanted to voice my anger at them. I encourage ALL OF YOU to send a little note their way. I'm sure they'll cherish it: https://lnoa.com/lnoa/contact_us.asp

My note, edited for obvious reasons:

STOP SENDING ME YOUR F*CKING POSTAL LETTERS, YOU RETARDED, GIMPY SONS OF BITCHES! I'd rather be punched in the balls than transfer my domains to you *ssholes! $25 just for a transfer? What--do you think I'm as bat-sh*t retarded as you ppl are?! No, I'm not gonna be nice about this. You bastards have sent me postal mail for the past few years now, bitching at me to transfer my domains to you ppl. F*CK YOU. You stole my address from a whois which could be punishable by law, if I'm not mistaken, since the info is intended for legit contact purposes. Keep up your petty business tactic on me and I'll report you *ssholes to ICANN for investigation.

Oh, and your letter was wrong: (removed).net isn't available. And I don't give a flying f*ck about the .org.

I think that was a light, kind-hearted note. They might even recite it to their kids at bedtime.

 

[accent]

Next time tell them how you really feel.

 

[Archangel]

Next time tell them how you really feel.

Yeah, yeah, I know I shouldn't have been so light to them. Next time, I'll really chew them out.

 

[cache]

don't know how many trees they cut down with all the paper mails.

 

[Archangel]

don't know how many trees they cut down with all the paper mails.

Uhuh, they're environmentally cruel. They probably beat animals and small children, too. Time to call child services and PETA...

 

[loscocco]

wow.. very sugarcoated and sweet respinse. i get them all the time as well and hate those letters but i find 1and1 to be even worse of a company that i have a few more choice words for that might offend some.