.tv Is that a Dot TV in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

[MicroGuy]

[ please used this thread to post Dot TV related poetry and other various .TV witticisms ]

I'll start.....

"I'd rather have a .TV in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

 

[benzdorf]

old dot com is a thing from the past..
the future is commen; dot TV will be vast..
and for those who dont belive me; and still live in the past..
I hate to say it; but you can kiss my dotTV ***...

 

[Len]

Now the naysayer's can clearly see, the next big thing will be dot TV.

 

[Vito]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Tv's kickin ass now,
Jump on or eff u.

 

[twomoon]

I will ask you one more time,
Are you talking Bro to me?
Better go to Dynadot and register dot TV

Probably this is the most stupid thing you ever heard, but it's my first poem in any language, so sorry

 

[Keith]

Reg wise when it comes to .tv or your investment will be history!

If you can't afford the premium fees, push me your .tvs

 

[hawkeye]

old dot com is a thing from the past..
the future is commen; dot TV will be vast..
and for those who dont belive me; and still live in the past..
I hate to say it; but you can kiss my dotTV ***...

Spoken by a true believer of the future; ...with a .com (past) in their sig!! :O

Sorry but have to ask, what is a 'commen'?



(..and calm down all, I do have .tv's.) Happy Saturday. :wave:

 

[benzdorf]

There yeah go...I changed my sig...

 

[twomoon]

East or West - dot .tv is the best

 

[hullswingerscom]

i spent all my money on tv
now my wife stoped swinging with me.

 

[benzdorf]

So far; Swinger winZ handZ down !~

 

[Keith]

So far; Swinger winZ handZ down !~

Sounds like he lost to me :lol:

 

[discovernow]

My wife hates it because I spent so much money on .tv,
but no worries I got Prostitution.tv to sleep with me

 

[Jeff]

Once there was "dot Mobey" which is complete R.I.P. :ghost:

... and now along comes "new" hyped .TV, but yet it still smells like Pee! :o :p :imho:

Funny thread,
Jeff

 

[benzdorf]

If you like smelling pee..
then this is the place to be..
its a good thing you did'nt step in it..that is...my dot TV..

 

[DU]

Dot TV ... where everything is RegFee.

 

[benzdorf]

I just got off the phone with a client of mine..
I explained to her how dotTV is just fine..
So like a bee buzzing around the hive...
She caught on to my schuken and jive..
I talked her into developing.... ch35.......

 

[Jeff]

Dot TV ... where everything is RegFee.

^ Classic! :yell: :imho:

Have fun,
Jeff

 

[freedom30]

There was once an emeritus Court Jester,
whose goal was to antagonize the .tv investor,
But his 20th century thoughts were obsolete,
and his 21st century insight much too incomplete,
so he would just stay at the forum and fester

---------- Post added at 09:33 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:32 AM ----------

I just got off the phone with a client of mine..
I explained to her how dotTV is just fine..
So like a bee buzzing around the hive...
She caught on to my schuken and jive..
I talked her into developing.... ch35.......

That's an inspiring limerick, if I do say so myself!

 

[benzdorf]

Thank you freedom for the very kind wordz
Un like some otherZ with verble diariea that smellz like terdz
Reading your threads makes me sleep easy at nite..
instead of the negetivty that some bring to lite..
dotTV to me... is well worth the fight !
so to those who pooh pooh and continue there plight
to all a good day my superpower is dotTV might!
:gl: