You know its time to turn off the computer when...

[ChrisChris]

1. A friend calls and says “How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!” (yeah i know, that ones a bit outdated)
2. You forget how to work the TV remote control.
3. You see something funny and scream “LOL, LOL.”
4. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said “You’ve got Mail!”
5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
6. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IM’s.
7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ISP in your car.
8. Tech support calls YOU for help.
9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can “hang out.”
10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.
11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
12. You say “he he he he” or “heh heh heh” instead of laughing.
13. You say “SCROLL UP” when someone ask what it was you said.
14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.
15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

 

[Keral_Patel]

12. You say “he he he he” or “heh heh heh” instead of laughing.

man. You got me on that one.

 

[hanz]

7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ISP in your car.

or you buy a laptop so you could have internet in toilet :red:

 

[CaroNet-Hesham]

sounds like this stuff was written when Dial Up internet was still around

 

[Michelle]

14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.
.

Thats what i have done now

 

[slider]

7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ISP in your car.

What's wrong with that? :]

 

[Janine]

14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.

this is so true.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

or you buy a laptop so you could have internet in toilet

That's what I used to do :p

 

[Stumikaz]

7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ISP in your car.

Yes , i get new cell phone and laptop in christmas

 

[Rudy]

12. You say “he he he he” or “heh heh heh” instead of laughing.

14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.

15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

Yeah, you got me on all 3 of these... "heh heh heh" I think IS my laugh. Ok, look what time I'm making this post at (I'm in EST, & currently it's almost 2 AM)... need I say any more?

And 15.. yeah, I've done that a few times. Oh well, I guess I'm hopeless.

 

[Barrucadu]

3. You see something funny and scream “LOL, LOL.”
8. Tech support calls YOU for help.
12. You say “he he he he” or “heh heh heh” instead of laughing.
14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.

You kinda got me on #3 - I have to resist saying lol :P
Also, if my ICT teacher counts as tech support (for the class) then that one has applied since I was 9, lol.

 

[swimjenni]

14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.

15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

I'm guilty of 14 and 15 sometimes. Normally I just get on my computer for a few more minutes but longer if I have to get something done.

 

[Rom]

7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ISP in your car.
Yes, that would be my reason

11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
Why not? I should do then when I get a car :lol:

13. You say “SCROLL UP” when someone ask what it was you said.
Sometimes

14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.
Yes, always

Should I turn off the comp? Just give me few more minutes! :D

 

[Grey_OwL]

3. You see something funny and scream “LOL, LOL.”

-I've been very guilty of this one! :D

 

[mis_chiff]

4. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said “You’ve got Mail!”

Didn't he?

 

[sirengirl]

when..... your 5-year-old who is a bundle of energy, who never gets tierd says, "Mommy turn off the computer pleasssse I want to go to bed I'm sleepy" :red:

 

[OptimaDomains]

14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.

Hmmm...this sounds familiar to me. :D

 

[emega]

when... your eyes are twitching and uncomfortable

 

[zaros64]

8. Tech support calls YOU for help.
LMFAO
14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.
I ALWAYS do this lol
15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
and sometimes we are also doing webcam :\ and they're sometimes next to me.. this was because I found a free $5 topup for my phone and wanted to waste it

 

[~Psychotic~]

Definitely number 14 for me. Though right now, I don't need to sneak. Internet connection + my laptop in my own room lol.