What's going on with Epik and Rob Monster?

[MapleDots]

I'm catching the tail end of this, seems to be some kind of controversy...

https://domaingang.com/domain-news/rob-monster-off-twitter-after-christchurch-massacre-controversy/

Must be something odd to evoke this type of a response from one of our members.

 

[Slanted]

Still refusing to directly answer. Are you sure you want to pursue this road?

Yes, PLEASE !!!!!

It's very entertaining. I'm excited for you to tell me who I am. I've always wanted to learn.

 

[TCK]

Yes, PLEASE !!!!!

It's very entertaining. I'm excited for you to tell me who I am. I've always wanted to learn.

Why is it so difficult for you to confirm your identity?

 

[Slanted]

Why is it so difficult for you to confirm your identity?

Because I want YOU to tell me. It's more fun.

 

[TCK]

Because I want YOU to tell me. It's more fun.

Interesting.

 

[Slanted]

Interesting.

What a riddle!

Won't you tell us please what you believe?

 

[TCK]

What a riddle!

Won't you tell us please what you believe?

You have a chance to confirm your identity. You are using the moniker @Slanted which doesn't mean anything really. You post literally in tandem with @Rob Monster. So you tell us.

 

[Slanted]

So you tell us.

No. Why deprive you of the glory of solving this conundrum?

Quick! Before someone else cracks the enigma! Who secretly controls the "Slanted" account? Who – or what plot, or what committee, or what alien force – is writing this sentence, as we speak?

Out with it! No more innuendo. No more sly winking. Pull the mask away, and tell the world who I am!

You have a chance to confirm your identity. You are using the moniker @Slanted which doesn't mean anything really.

Yeah, you'd have to be some sort of sleuth to figure that out. What a mystery!

You post literally in tandem with @Rob Monster.

Huh? Because I'm posting in the same NamePros thread as Rob? So are you.

Wait a SECOND!!!!! Are YOU Rob Monster? Is EVERYBODY here Rob Monster? Are we ALL Rob Monster? Eureka!

 

[TCK]

No. Why deprive you of the glory of solving this conundrum?

Have I hit a nerve?

 

[Slanted]

Have I hit a nerve?

Indubitably. I'm shivering in my boots. Oh, no, we're about to be uncovered! What will we do?

Say it! The suspense is killing me. Put me out of my misery!

You've figured it out. So?

 

[TCK]

Indubitably. I'm shivering in my boots. Oh, no, we're about to be uncovered! What will we do?

Say it! The suspense is killing me. Put me out of my misery!

You've figured it out. So?

Do you want to try again?

 

[Slanted]

Do you want to try again?

How so?

 

[TCK]

How so?

Just don't. Please.

 

[Slanted]

Just don't. Please.

What?

 

[TCK]

Don't keep it up. It's exhausting.

 

[Slanted]

Don't keep it up. It's exhausting.

What are we keeping up? How do I unkeep it? Or keep it down? Teach me!

 

[TCK]

What are we keeping up? How do I unkeep it? Or keep it down? Teach me!

You know exactly what I am referring to.

 

[Slanted]

You know exactly what I am referring to.

Do I?

... said the lizard man

... from beneath his human mask.

 

[TCK]

Do I?

... said the lizard man

... from beneath his human mask.

Yes you do.

 

[Slanted]

Yes you do.

OK. OK. You caught me.

So I know. And you know. But what about THEM?

Won't you tell the rest of them? This news is so BIG, you can't risk taking it to your grave.

 

[TCK]

It is pretty obvious to everyone so far.

 

[Slanted]

It is pretty obvious to everyone so far.

Maybe. But not everyone has been paying attention as closely as you have. And not everyone can smell a rat the way you can.

Better out me. Say it aloud. I give you permission.

 

[TCK]

Maybe. But not everyone has been paying attention as closely as you have. And not everyone can smell a rat the way you can.

Better out me. Say it aloud. I give you permission.

Nah. There's no need. Better the facts speak for themselves.

 

[Slanted]

Nah. There's no need. Better the facts speak for themselves.

And what are the facts whispering to you?

Which facts?

Won't you tell them all the secret?

 

[TCK]

And what are the facts whispering to you?

Which facts?

Won't you tell them all the secret?

The facts are clear as daylight in this thread.

 

[Slanted]

The facts are clear as daylight in this thread.

You overestimate the clairvoyance of other NamePros members.

Some of them don't know. But you can enlighten them.