What are your favorite movie lines?

[GF]

I have a weird sense of humor. I laugh when ice skaters fall in the Winter Olympics, and find dirty jokes REALLY funny.

I figured I'd start a thread on our favorite movie lines.

Borat: "When I buy my wife, she cook good, her vagin work well, and she strong on plow, but after three years when she 15, her voice become very deep, 'BORRRRAT, BORRRRAT' she grow hair on her chest, she become very weak, and her vagin hang like sleeve of wizard."

 

[weblord]

Arnold: Asta la vista baby

 

[Hurley4540]

Arnold: Asta la vista baby

:lol:

 

[GF]

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" - Mr. Kimble, Kindergarten Cop

 

[weblord]

"With great power comes great responsibility."

-- Peter Parker (Spider-man)

 

[GF]

(I'm going from memory, so if I butcher it, I apologize)

From The Godfather:
"Fredo, you're my brother, and I love you. But don't take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever."

 

[recluse99]

RepoMan:

"Ya know, it like when your thinking about a plate of shrimp: and somebody say 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp' , it's kinda like that..."

 

[weblord]

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
- The Joker in Batman

 

[GF]

From Dumb and Dumber:

Lloyd Christmas: "What are my chances..."

Mary Swanson: "...more like 1 in Million."

Lloyd: "So, you're tellin' me there's a chance!"

 

[weblord]

whoa he never gives up :tu:

"Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"
- The Joker from Batman

From Dumb and Dumber:

Lloyd Christmas: "What are my chances..."

Mary Swanson: "...more like 1 in Million."

Lloyd: "So, you're tellin' me there's a chance!"

 

[johname]

Are you talking toooo me?



Taxi Driver

 

[weblord]

Dick Grayson:
"I need a name! Batboy, Nightwing, I dunno. What's a good sidekick name?"

Bruce Wayne:
"How about Dick Grayson, college student?"

 

[johname]

Do you feel lucky, do you?

Dirty Harry

 

[weblord]

Spiderman:

Dr. Otto Octavius
I will not die a monster.

 

[Phil]

My absolute all time favorite line:

"You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat"
-Martin Brody, Jaws

 

[weblord]

"Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!"
- J. Jonah Jameson to Peter Parker, Spider-man

Note: Imagine saying that to a domainer

 

[Dangerman]

LOTS of fun lines

here's a few I remember right now..

I have to go now, Duane, .... I'm due back on the planet Earth. ..Woody Allen

2000 years and you can't find one broad to fit the bill? Come on Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong... Jack Burton

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses....Elwood

Also, in my sig from Mr Burns.

 

[garylee12]

Scarface

My favorite movie line is when Al Pacino in scarface gets out is automatic weapon and fires it at people and say's "Say hello to my little friend".

 

[GF]

My absolute all time favorite line:

"You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat"
-Martin Brody, Jaws

Took the words right out of my mouth! Just saw it this weekend for the 1,000th time :D

 

[briman1970]

Put . . . ze candle . . . beck!
Inga (Teri Garr) from Young Frankenstein.