The "Fanciest" Name/Title For a Domainer?

[deez007]

Hey Folks

This morning whilst sitting on the "throne" I recalled an incident that occurred not so long ago. I figured it would be an interesting thread to start here on the forum to see what ideas you guys could come up with..

Okay let me set the scene:

About 2 months ago I was at a dinner party and was mingling with the crowd (most of whom I already knew) but there were a good few new faces. I noticed a really really attractive women chatting to some people I knew so off course I headed over and introduced myself and got chatting not long after that some other idiot I never seen before joins our group. He was loud, annoying and obviously trying to get her attention. Anyway he told us he was Platinum Private Banker or something like that... then asked me what I did, I tried to think of a fancy name for a domainer or internet marketing but under pressure I just couldn't think...so I just said I'm in marketing....sounded very plain vanilla compared to Platinum private banker... lol.. so that got me wondering...

Whats the most fanciest or important sounding title you could think of for a Domainer?

 

[dennisok]

I'm a Virtual Real Estate Investor!

 

[kite26]

The Underdog Of Miracles, that's on my dna.

 

[baseballworld]

I like Online Investor or Domain Investor.

 

[dordomai]

Online Mining.

 

[shabash786]

• Online Name Trader (ONT)
• Web Asset adviser (WAS)

• The most self-explanatory is "Internet Name Dealer (IND)"

 

[Fancy.domains]

Cybersquatting E-Thug - CET

 

[mad409]

How about DN Doctor, as soon as you say it act like your phone vibrates and say I'm sorry I must take this call and walk away.

 

[deez007]

Cybersquatting E-Thug - CET

Bwahahaahahah CLASSIC!!!!!

 

[korganian]

I'm a branding strategist for venture capital funded startup companies in the digital sector.

 

[Sumit Agrawal]

Domain Mining business

 

[baseballworld]

Internet warriors

 

[vincew]

domainerd

 

[168]

Digital Property Investing, Development and Sales. End game- REITS.

 

[deez007]

I'm a branding strategist for venture capital funded startup companies in the digital sector.

Lol...that would confuse Domainers even

 

[Silentptnr]

President & CEO of a cutting edge Digital Intellectual Property Branding, Sales & Acquisition enterprise.

 

[The Durfer]

domaineer like three musketeers. lol.

 

[briguy]

Global Domain Master

 

[Ram G.]

Domain Fund Manager.

 

[.NJ]

This is an easy one.

Reminds me of a TV show....

 

[Silentptnr]

This is an easy one.

Reminds me of a TV show....

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LOL

 

[Jon B]

"Global Domain Master of Virtual Real Estate beep boop beep"

 

[daica85]

Universal Domain Super Master =))

 

[Derek Guad]

Domainer, Esq.

 

[Name Trader]

President & CEO of a cutting edge Digital Intellectual Property Branding, Sales & Acquisition enterprise.

The acronym is not so good [email protected] It should be PC@dipsh*t.com

 

[Silentptnr]

The acronym is not so good [email protected] It should be PC@dipsh*t.com