The Everyone's Welcome Thread (even Canadians, SEO experts, and oldies..you get the idea).

[DU]

I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

The following subjects are
BANNED

So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.

POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok

I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

We are also lady and animal friendly

 

[johname]

I did that UNX (NP thingy in Avatar) when the first type of badges came out, and I was told it's against the rules.

I guess since its only one star lol

 

[Kenny]

Ok, so this joke isn't very PC, but the hook rocks.
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet God, and because of the grief they have experienced He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter heaven.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another
snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is
halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".
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Peace,
Cy

 

[baseballworld]

Yup just noticed the return of the stars

 

[johname]

Mods with 10y plus now have stars. Wasnt poping in there for a while

Now members will quickly see your experience BBW

 

[baseballworld]

Mods with 10y plus now have stars. Wasnt poping in there for a while

Now members will quickly see your experience BBW

6 to 1 half a dozen the other man. You know how it is.

 

[Kenny]

Although Legendary Domainer just about says it all.

Peace,
Cy

 

[baseballworld]

Although Legendary Domainer just about says it all.

Peace,
Cy

People like you made it possible for me to learn back in the day. I always mention how the crew taught me the basics and then I twisted em to fit my needs. Cant ever repay you guys enough.

 

[Messiah]

Congrats everyone for being a member of NP for more than 10 years... @johname @Cyberian @briguy @mwzd @RJ,@baseballworld
and everyone who has been a part of this community for so long...

 

[baseballworld]

I have made a lot of great friends and business deals here along those years for sure.

 

[usernamex]

!

 

[johname]

Looks like someone complained that the stars were too golden lol

They are testing the colors:

https://www.namepros.com/threads/new-postbit-star-banners.1007471/#post-6053444

 

[johname]

Ex-wife of Elvis and Michael Jackson’s mother-in-law now dating Tom Jones

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...nes-wife-elvis-michael-jackson-mother-in-law/

That lasted on 4 mins lol

Tom Jones puts a long running rumour to rest

https://startsat60.com/trending/news/tom-jones-puts-a-long-running-rumour-to-rest

 

[GILSAN]

Swimming Tiger ...

 

[GILSAN]

Another great pic...

 

[johname]

BREAKING NEWS----Bradys Jersey Has been found. A dishonest person pretended to be an honest media reporter. But of course he blended in well.

http://www.si.com/nfl/2017/03/20/tom-brady-super-bowl-jersey-found-legal-action

 

[briguy]

Would you own this type of vehicle...

 

[Kenny]

Nice truck, till someone modded it out.
Couldn't really haul much block in it, could you?
Prolly pretty fast, though.

So, just finished watching East Rider, for the umpteenth time.
Watched it with my dad who has also seen it a few times.
Everyone has their own opinion what the moral of that movie was about.
Some people go really deep.
To me it's simple.
My dad and I have always agreed the bottom line message of that movie is:
You don't flip off a redneck pointing a shotgun at you.

Peace,
Cy

 

[briguy]

Nice truck, till someone modded it out.
Prolly pretty fast, though.

So, just finished watching East Rider, for the umpteenth time.
Watched it with my dad who has also seen it a few times.
Everyone has their own opinion what the moral of that movie was about.
Some people go really deep.
To me it's simple.
My dad and I have always agreed the bottom line message of that movie is:
You don't flip off a redneck pointing a shotgun at you.

Peace,
Cy

Last movie I watched based on the same theme was..
https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&sour...PSYxsCFR31o52X8Uw&sig2=oW31706-X3WQCSIXbGRS0Q

So some "interesting" stuff going on in the "five letter thread". ..noticed a member is using five letters words to link to his/her site..." Words" that are not even related..felt it was spam (link spam) and reported it..three times..taking it that a mod/admin removed link and notified the person..well still doing it..even quoting me..looking at it as some kind of kids game..lol

 

[enlytend]

 

[briguy]

Kinda find slothes interesting..

A Brahma rooster chicken

 

[GILSAN]

Would you own this type of vehicle...

It wouldn't fit on some of our narrow streets, so would have to sell the tires first.

 

[briguy]

It wouldn't fit on some of our narrow streets, so would have to sell the tires first.

yes..sure doesn't look like a "off roader" to me but that always did depend on the driver..lol


Cell division

 

[johname]

Those are just race tires propped against the truck

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Teacher Can’t Stop Smiling After Being Accused Of Having Sexual Relations With Teen
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...mproper-relations_us_58d27c47e4b0b22b0d1888df

 

[usernamex]

So some "interesting" stuff going on in the "five letter thread". ..noticed a member is using five letters words to link to his/her site..." Words" that are not even related..felt it was spam (link spam) and reported it..three times..taking it that a mod/admin removed link and notified the person..well still doing it..even quoting me..looking at it as some kind of kids game..lol

Same member spamming welcome threads as well, getting on my nerves, will start reporting with you.

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[briguy]

Same member spamming welcome threads as well, getting on my nerves, will start reporting with you.

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Noticed mod(s) have been modifying some of his links (Sha...)..
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Intel’s Bold Plan to Reinvent Computer Memory (and Keep It a Secret)

"Intel just unleashed a new kind of computer memory it believes will fundamentally change the way the world builds computers. But it won’t tell the world what’s inside.

The company calls this new creation 3D XPoint—pronounced “three-dee cross-point”—and this week, after touting the stuff for a year-and-a-half, Intel finally pushed it into the market. You can think of the new technology as a computer building block that can serve more than one purpose—a single thing that can replace several others."

https://www.wired.com/2017/03/intels-bold-plan-reinvent-computer-memory