Funniest and Rudest Replies from End Users

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We all know that contacting potential end users create the most money for our domains and it's always exciting when you receive a response. However, not all replies are pleasant to the ears and just last week, just when I thought that I got an end user hooked, a cold-hearted "F**k off" popped out when I opened his email. If you have funny or rude replies from end users please do share them in this thread so we can laugh about it because the last thing you want to do as a domainer is to cry over it.