"Become Famous! Get Quoted! Post Your 'Original Quatables' Here!"

[Grrilla]

Rules:
1) Original material. Not borrowed from and/or rephrased.
2) Not a common Forum comment that you want to take authorship credit for. (ie regfee+/-)
3) Exhibiting, at least, minimal level of thought and complexity would be appreciated.
4) "Domainers are bottom feeders." is an example of an entry that would fail in categories 1), 2) and 3)
5) It's OK to edit, change and add to an existing post to make improvements. (Something I will, most, certainly be doing w/ my first "quotable" entry.
6) Multiple entries and posts are acceptable.
7) Comments are encouraged but nothing heavy, please. (ie That, really sucks. is OK. But, "You, really suck!" or "I can't believe all of the crappy B/S in this thread! :td: It, really, sucks! :td: :td might be frowned upon. If you shy away from being laughed *with*, and take a friendly critique of your work, personally, chances are you might not to post but I'm getting ahead of myself.

I'm not trying to be crappy. The object of this thread is not to try to be crappy but to try to be quotable. That being said my first stab at a quotable:

"A computer is no more than a mirror that reflects what it's user wishes to see. The internet is where the back of one mirror can peak through a portal to see the back of all of the mirrors in world peaking back while, on the other side, they too, are busily reflecting the image of their creators."

 

[wot]

"I have said it before and I will say it again - don't quote me"

 

[thegenius1]

" If the internet was Invented in Japan , How Would you feel about typing in Japanese characters to access " Namepros.com " 日本語.com on a daily basis "

 

[Grrilla]

There we go! We've got two very good ones, already! I'd quote either #2 or #3. (The first one, however, the one in the OP, is in need of some serious work or, maybe, should get 86ed, all together, IMHO)

 

[yandig]

Exhibiting, at least, minimal level of thought

"An Ipod makes a poor friend" - Snuffleophocles

 

[Jo]

For every hopeful domain name entrepreneur, there's a sex.com change waiting to happen.


:cy:

 

[dgridley]

Don't make me have to come down to your size..

 

[inspiration100]

Honk if you Hate Horns - Me... okay, maybe not. I like the others tho!

 

[America First]

Well the sad part is my quotes happen because of the following post; (please see )
http://www.namepros.com/212725-your-best-rejection-letter-email-2.html

But here are some...
"wanna poot some shool"
"I no im bald, but i do have nice hair....on my back"
"ask me any question tomorrow and ill answer you yesterday"
"you got this round, i dont wanna break this hundred"

I say these at least 8 times a week when im out.

 

[Michelle]

Domaining is like dating.

The ones you fancy are already taken, the ones that have been taken and dropped are not worth having and the ones still available need alot of frigging development to be worth anything :hehe:

 

[DJ-Sound]

lol, nice once!

 

[mis_chiff]

Domaining is like dating.

The ones you fancy are already taken, the ones that have been taken and dropped are not worth having and the ones still available need alot of frigging development to be worth anything :hehe:

:lol: :lol:
and currently still just reg fee! :hehe:

 

[Grrilla]

:lol: These are great. Mine is the only one that sucks. I'm going back to the drawing board and get back to short and succinct. I think that expanding the quotables to all things quotable (not limited to net/computer) is a much better idea so I will follow your lead. I'm noted for my short, pithey posting style so, I'll try to work w/ what I know best. The standard has been set. The bar has been raised to a high level. I will try to bring my work up to your standards. :o :tri:

 

[America First]

Grrilla,
We have no worries that you will sit up all night remembering your best quotes and sharing them with us. :tu:
Looking forward to them.
domain quote;
"why is everyone so blind to the value of my domain names, I see it"

 

[JYM]

It's called skill. Buy some.

This quote pops up in my head a lot. I'm not actually sure if I made it up or not. I googled and didn't find anything so... guess it's mine.

 

[Grrilla]

They're starting to come back to me, now.
This was in a post from the other day:
"Why not put off today, what you can forget about tomorrow?"

 

[Keral_Patel]

"He who is over ambitious, always succeeds"

 

[Grrilla]

This is a Zen question I pose to my students:
(If you can answer this question, you will have learned, my fat, little crickets.)
"Does a bear sh~ting in the woods hear the hand of one hand clapping if there is no one in the woods to see it clap?"

My defense for plagiarism:
"I can't help it if someone stole my material before I thought about it."

"All we are is, just, in the wind"

"There are no crappy domains. Only crappy domainers who register them."

 

[Kenny]

One Hand Clapping .. Taj Mahal ~ great album!!!


If you only do what you have always done, you will only be where you always were.
~ kid5150

 

[Grrilla]

"It only hurts when you fart."

Synthesized tooay from a post of mine that I deleted: (don't ask. it's a long, circuitous story.)
"The guy's head is so far up his ~ss, he gets brain damage every time he sits down."

Her's an original "yomama". "Yo mama" jokes may be stretching the topic, a bit, I suppose.
"Yo mama's so fat, Goodyear gave her a contract to wear their logo."