The Everyone's Welcome Thread (even Canadians, SEO experts, and oldies..you get the idea).

[DU]

I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

The following subjects are
BANNED

So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.

POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok

I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

We are also lady and animal friendly

 

[johname]

The sum of Euler's totient function φ(x) over the first twenty-one integers is 140.

 

[DU]

The sum of Euler's totient function φ(x) over the first twenty-one integers is 140.

Wowzers.

 

[iowadawg]

140 is an abundant number and a harmonic divisor number. It is the sum of the squares of the first seven integers, which makes it a square pyramidal number, and in base 10 it is divisible by the sum of its digits, which makes it a Harshad number.

140 is an odious number because it has an odd number of ones in its binary number. The sum of Euler's totient function φ(x) over the first twenty-one integers is 140.

140 is a repdigit in bases 13, 19, 27, 34, 69, and 139.

140 is also:

The Twitter entry-character limit, a well-known characteristic of the service (based on the text messaging limit)
A film, based on the Twitter entry-character limit, created and edited by Frank Kelly of Ireland[1]
The age that Job died at (Bible, Job 42:16)
The atomic number of Unquadnilium, a temporary chemical element
PRO 140 antibody found on T lymphocytes of the human immune system
Telephone Directory assistance in Egypt

 

[iowadawg]

 

[900Worldwide]

[QUbiDavid Walker, post: 4821777, member: 163129"]My birthday is April 21st.

I accept all your dropping domains or cash. Cash preferred. [/QUOTE]
My birth

My birthday is April 21st.

I accept all your dropping domains or cash. Cash preferred.

Must say this is the best day to have a birthday.... My birthday is April 21st... I accept cash or credit.. lol

 

[ulterios]

And just when I thought our energy drink flavors were crazy!

 

[baseballworld]

KFC was great. lol. Came home to 133 alerts too wtf.

 

[iowadawg]

Cake that will not be shared with anyone who is jewish or muslim:

Hey, Iowa has corn juice!
Only we call it Whiskey!

 

[N-A]

And just when I thought our energy drink flavors were crazy!

Many corn juices (soups really) in Japan. It's interesting to see during the winter, the vending machines serve these hot, as well as coffee.

KFC was great. lol. Came home to 133 alerts too wtf.

74

 

[baseballworld]

Many corn juices (soups really) in Japan. It's interesting to see during the winter, the vending machines serve these hot, as well as coffee.

74

Yeah I didn't bother to check em all this was a 2 hour time period around. Think someone was catching up in this thread with liking posts. lol

 

[baseballworld]

Cake that will not be shared with anyone who is jewish or muslim:

Hey, Iowa has corn juice!
Only we call it Whiskey!

Dude call it whatever you want man that cakes awesome.

 

[johname]

 

[ulterios]

Many corn juices (soups really) in Japan. It's interesting to see during the winter, the vending machines serve these hot, as well as coffee.

74

Wow, a corn vending machine. I would have thought maybe in Iowa or Nebraska but not in Asia. It's hard to comprehend these here but I guess I can understand that we too have things other cultures think is weird also.

 

[johname]

 

[ulterios]

Saturday night Cornography!

 

[ulterios]

KFC was great. lol. Came home to 133 alerts too wtf.

You WILL EAT AT KFC AGAIN TOMORROW!!!!

 

[ulterios]

 

[baseballworld]

You WILL EAT AT KFC AGAIN TOMORROW!!!!

heck came home with $40 worth lol.

 

[ulterios]

heck came home with $40 worth lol.

You beat me by $5! LOL

 

[baseballworld]

LOL. Got some leftovers though so that's good for breakfast.

 

[ulterios]

LOL. Got some leftovers though so that's good for breakfast.

Yeah, I actually have quite a bit. All that KFC talk got my mind and eyes screaming "FEED ME KFC" when my stomach wasn't even in the conversation.

 

[briguy]

@defaultuser you have to be a machine... thanks!!!!

"Groupon Posted This Product on Facebook, Then Replied to Everyone Who Made a Sex Joke"
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/group...hen-replied-everyone-who-made-sex-joke-163737

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• • View more replies
• 
  Sasha RoseDo they come with bananacidal lube?
  Like · Reply · 1,683 · 27 March at 17:05
  • 
    GrouponWhy would you want to commit banancide?! Monster!
    Like · 2,580 · 27 March at 17:08

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• Jen RerickIf this is exposed to cold water does it cause shrinkage?
  Like · Reply · 817 · 27 March at 16:45
  • 
    GrouponThe Banana Bunker's plastic does not drastically shrink when cold, making it a superior banana storage product.
    
    Here's a tip! Take a sliced up banana and toss it in the freezer for two hours. Once the banana is frozen solid, toss it in your blender or food processor until it becomes smooth. Viola! You have made cheap banana ice cream!
    Like · 645 · 27 March at 16:56"

Plenty of more on their facebook page
https://www.facebook.com/Groupon.US...04615820/10153109542805821/?type=1&permPage=1
This has to be the coolest company response to some "tongue in cheek" comments

 

[ulterios]

@briguy - That's frickin' crazy. You can't tell me the person who posted that didn't expect that their item was going to get those kind of comments.

How about a chastity belt for a Banana?

 

[briguy]

@briguy - That's frickin' crazy. You can't tell me the person who posted that didn't expect that their item was going to get those kind of comments.

How about a chastity belt for a Banana?

Pretty sure they did...judging by the likes, responses, shares etc that image and posting recieved, smart PR department to spin such "tongue in cheek" question to such innocent answers!

 

[ulterios]

Pretty sure they did...judging by the likes, responses, shares etc that image and posting recieved, smart PR department to spin such "tongue in cheek" question to such innocent answers!

I just went and read all the replies, That was hilarious!!! Some of the questions and answers had my stomach hurting. LOL

• Ben May I foresee some non-banana related uses for those
  370 · March 26 at 2:22pm
  • 
    Groupon Maybe, but due to their clamshell design, these would make poor cups and ineffective carseats for children. We'd suggest sticking to fruit protection.
    2,833 · March 26 at 2:50pm

• Ken Jeffries You know what that looks like dont you haha.
  323 · March 26 at 6:10pm
  • 
    Groupon Like a sound investment, Ken!
• • Heather Jackson Is this ribbed for the bananas pleasure?
    4,404 · March 26 at 6:43pm
    • 
      Groupon That's a complicated question, Heather. Bananas don't exactly "feel" like we humans do, but our scientists estimate that they heavily enjoy the comfort of the banana bunker!