Your best rejection letter/email

[namenut]

Hello, :hi:

Can I ask for your best rejection letter for the standard ,"Thank You ...but no Thank You", email/letter?



Thanx all

namenut

 

[-db-]

Stop low balling me you bottom dwelling ***hole.

 

[namenut]

LOL ....Thanks ...I needed that.

 

[Kenny]

Stop low balling me you bottom dwelling ***hole.

hmmm, "bottom dwelling"... this sounds familiar, "bottom feeder"... I believe I know where that email came from.

I once got an ascii picture of a hand with the middle finger raised, wonder what they meant by that?

EDIT: Did you mean sent or received?

 

[B33R]

Stop low balling me you bottom dwelling ***hole.

I once got an ascii picture of a hand with the middle finger raised, wonder what they meant by that?

I really wish these were posted a few days ago, I could've used a reply like that!
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[Joseph]

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[Kenny]

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.......... .........../..../ /
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
....... .../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(.. .´(..´......,~/'...')
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..........''...\....... ... _.·´
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Bad Joesph, to your room.....


copied so FL's cant edit

 

[namenut]

hmmm, "bottom dwelling"... this sounds familiar, "bottom feeder"... I believe I know where that email came from.

I once got an ascii picture of a hand with the middle finger raised, wonder what they meant by that?

EDIT: Did you mean sent or received?

I think the finger was a "no" but creative. lol
Sent or received...is good.

 

[Jo]

:lol: :lol:

This thread is cracking me up!

And here I thought it would be full of sadness.

:hehe:

 

[slaughterbeck]

For that ****ing name? You’re crazy *itch

Needless to say, I didn't make the sale on that one.




Happy 4th,
Kimmy

 

[diddie]

For that ****ing name? You’re crazy *itch

Needless to say, I didn't make the sale on that one.


Happy 4th,
Kimmy

Very bad reply

 

[gazzip]

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......................,/¯..//
.......... .........../..../ /
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
....... .../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(.. .´(..´......,~/'...')
.........\........ .........\/..../
..........''...\....... ... _.·´
............\..............(
..... .........\.............\

:lol: Thats a topper to be sure I'll hang on to that one for the right moment ! any more ?

I have'nt had any bad replies so far but I have had a few people hang up on me as soon as I mention I am interested in their domain :hehe:


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[Grrilla]

Hmm... BadFinger and a~~holes?- Yep, this is my kind of thread.

Unfortunately, I've never received a response that was, quite, this exotic or humorous. I'd have to say that the one's that stick out in my mind, the most, are the non-responses, (reminds me- I've got to answer a PM that's been sitting in my inbox and decline the offer), or "The other party has closed negotiations" notices from Sedo.

Second would be the response that asks me to justify my pricing. I have complied with these requests and have followed up by stating my position, in some detail, only to receive a response in my email box stating that, "The other party has closed negotiations."(or something to that, effect.)

Probably, more interesting than the responses I have received, are the one's I would have liked to have fired back, particularly, to those buyers who made me jump through hoops, compiling lists and data for them before sending out an offer that was so, ridiculously, low that it not only insulted my intelligence, but it insulted my dog's intelligence, as well. These buyers aren't, really, bottom feeders, at all- they are the bottom- the place where all of the waste and excrement settles down to.

In the reseller's market, bottom feeders are, really, not that much different from their top-dwelling cousins- the biggest difference between the two groups is a matter of appearences and the quality of the bait. Given a choice, I think everyone would prefer being a rainbow trout rising and breaking the surface with a spectacular jump over being a catfish, waddling and sniffing about in the mud, and scurrying to be the one to swallow the best chunks of liver that float down from the surface.

Personally, I try to shoot for the middle ground. I want to run with the other steelhead who, fortified from their time spent at sea are, now, working their way upstream.

Now what was the topic, again? :hehe:

 

[tm]

I'd like to see your valuation from your point of view, but unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my a~~.

 

[Grrilla]

I'd like to see your valuation from your point of view, but unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my a~~.

Excellent contribution, tm! :lol:

 

[Kenny]

Totally agree, great post!

 

[B33R]

-- Nice post tm! :p --

 

[diddie]

last days are really hot...

 

[tm]

Hehe, silly Grrilla!

 

[scrsteven]

I made an offer once and got this response
"Steven,
$300 is exactly the cost of the limo which is taking me to Fenway Park to
watch the Sox play Toronto on Wednesday night. I can't see selling a
domain for pocket money."
I thought it was a pretty funny rejection. It was a $300 offer for a lll.us domain.