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You know you're a domain name addict...

Labeled as humor in The Break Room, started by DNWon, Mar 31, 2017

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  1. DNWon

    DNWon eCommerce Branding Specialist VIP

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    With all the drama around here the past 24 hours I figured it's time to lighten the mood a bit.
    With a shout out to @FreshAvails.com for their popular "You know your domain name sucks" thread and @RJ Hangman thread, let's hear your thoughts!

    You know you're a domain name addict...when your renewal bill is 5 figures! Ugh!
     
    Last edited: Mar 31, 2017
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  2. Kate

    Kate Domainosaurus Rex VIP ★★★★★★★★★★

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    when you make an offer on a domain name on a marketplace and then...
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    But you forgot you already own it !
     
  3. hawkeye

    hawkeye Top Member PRO VIP ★★★★★★★★★★

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  4. domaindroid

    domaindroid Top Contributor VIP

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    You already prepared a long list of domain names to be registered and check np coupons and offers section every hour in case there is registrar generous enough to offer ±$1 promo price
     
  5. moe

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    When you make NP your home page
     
  6. stewmath

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    When you find yourself on NP hitting the F5 key like its going out of fashion
     
  7. DNWon

    DNWon eCommerce Branding Specialist VIP

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    (literally and figuratively) when 99% of your portfolio is weed names! :cigar:
     
  8. stewmath

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    That just means your addicted to weed. lol
     
  9. deez007

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    When you out partying and chilling with friends and someone says something like "Did u guys hear about this new trend/food/dance/technology/type of whatever" ....and the all u can think about is! FCK!, I wonder of the domain is taken and you whip out ur phone frantically and try to reg the domain name.....
     
  10. DNWon

    DNWon eCommerce Branding Specialist VIP

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    When you walk into a room, filled with your family and closest friends and they throw a GoDaddy Invoice in front of you and say, "Sit down Steve, we need to talk!"
     
  11. urlurl

    urlurl Top Contributor VIP ★★★★★★★★★★

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    when you don't see words any more without having the thought... oh, that would make a great domain name :wacky:

    "everywhere i go i see .com's"
     
  12. Jman92

    Jman92 keep grinding VIP

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    when you see domain names on trucks and wonder how much they bought it for.
     
  13. imadoer

    imadoer Top Member PRO VIP

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    when you wont get off the computer... then you get off the computer.. then you get on to the phone and you wont put the phone down... and when you do ..your back to the computer.. then its bed time..
    basically when your attached to a electronic device domaining all day long is how you know.
     
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  14. MapleDots

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    When you continue posting even after the moderator deletes your posts
     
  15. Corey

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    You know you're a domain name addict...when you look up the who is for the domain name and the owner is




    you

    *giggle

    Cheers
    Corey
     
  16. urlurl

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    thats when you have tooooo many names
     
  17. DOMAIN ILLUMINATI

    DOMAIN ILLUMINATI Owner of ▲ the most expensive domain of all time. VIP Gold Account

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    ...when you are waiting day & night to get a newww offer (bid @ SEDO) for


    THE MOST EXPENSIVE DOMAIN OF ALL TIME toptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptop.top


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    although you knowww that the chances to sell it are microscopical because it costs more than any other domain, no matter that the minimum bid is ONLY 100,00 USD...
     
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  18. Plato

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    You know you're a domain name addict...

    ...when you're waking up shaky and sweaty in the morning because your last reg was 7 hours ago :wacky:
     
  19. 1Darko

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    ...when you go into "domain yoga" mode, disconnected from the world around you and focusing on domains, branding, dictionary terms, new technology...
     
  20. Fancy.domains

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    ...when you sell your body to be able to buy more names.

    I don't, but that is a sign of serious addiction ;)
     
  21. MapleDots

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    --
     
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  22. deebong

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    When you can't stop buying domains even in your dreams :xf.smile:
     
  23. Circle

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    when you max out your credit cards
     
  24. Iam_leun

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    when all your front bookmarks page consist of domain website like NP, Namebio, Domaining, Epik nd there is a notepad on your desktop where you write those eureka domain names for reg.
     
  25. urlurl

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    ... when you feel you need to buy a least one name a day to take the edge off!

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