humor You know you're a domain name addict...

[DNWon]

With all the drama around here the past 24 hours I figured it's time to lighten the mood a bit.
With a shout out to @FreshAvails.com for their popular "You know your domain name sucks" thread and @RJ Hangman thread, let's hear your thoughts!

You know you're a domain name addict...when your renewal bill is 5 figures! Ugh!

 

[DNWon]

When you look like this...

 

[SlimPickins]

when you name your kid, and maybe have to throw in an extra middle name or some clever hyphens to do it, so that their initials match a short domain you already own.....

 

[urlurl]

...you keep pressing refresh on your email in hopes you have a new update or offer for one of your auctioned names...all night!

 

[briguy]

Cause this thread getting views and hoping will go viral.

.You try to register
YouKnowYoureADomainNameAddict(dot)com

 

[dordomai]

you look forward to expiration.

 

[Rinkuji]

You Daydreaming ...
You Got $XX,XXX offer for your Hang Regs.
You Sold Names To Google, FaceBook and Other Big Corporations.
You are Next Mike Mann, Frank Schilling or Rick Schwartz.
Bids over Bids for your Hand Reg at NamePros/Namejet/Flippa Auction.
Your Interview on DomainSherpa DNJournal.
You are Domain King and everybody wants your advice How You Sell Domains.

 

[briguy]

You Daydreaming ...
You Got $XX,XXX offer for your Hang Regs.
You Sold Names To Google, FaceBook and Other Big Corporations.
You are Next Mike Mann, Frank Schilling or Rick Schwartz.
Bids over Bids for your Hand Reg at NamePros/Namejet/Flippa Auction.
Your Interview on DomainSherpa DNJournal.
You are Domain King and everybody wants your advice How You Sell Domains.

Pretty sure..If you dreamt a little longer..The guy you mentioned would be asking for your advice..

 

[lock]

When you have the domain Delirium tremens DT's and register a typo.

 

[dordomai]

if you think typos can be profitable.

 

[BostonDomainer]

When all you see are.... trees of green, red roses too / You see domains for me and you / And you think to yourself what a wonderful world

 

[domainventure]

When you know all the IDN's that you hold by their puny code.

 

[Kate]

When you would trade one kidney for a LLL.com.

 

[dordomai]

if you think paying 7 figures for sex is still cheap if it ends with .com

 

[dordomai]

if you change your name to end with .com

This is not a joke BTW.

https://www.billhartzer.com/pages/why-i-changed-my-legal-name-from-bill-hartzer-to-billhartzer-com/

 

[Tarabasa Domains Ltd]

When you out partying and chilling with friends and someone says something like "Did u guys hear about this new trend/food/dance/technology/type of whatever" ....and the all u can think about is! FCK!, I wonder of the domain is taken and you whip out ur phone frantically and try to reg the domain name.....

this one is literally me haha but when you longer have friends or parties to go to after you disconnect from the world and all your time now is spent away at domaining, every minute of every day

 

[Tarabasa Domains Ltd]

And when your entire room is literally covered in sheets and sheets of paper stuck on every wall, working towards building that ultimate million dollar domaining formula

 

[Julio]

When you quit domaining but you still search for domain names.

 

[baseballworld]

When every time there is a discount code offered you register 100 to 1,000 names.

 

[Ram G.]

You know you're a domain name addict...
When you virtually feel like a millionaire.