You know you have got too many names when..

[Kuffy]

You look up a name in a whois service, and you find that you already own it.

 

[Kuffy]

When you register your postcode and your car number as .coms in case somebody else beats you to it.

 

[moe]

when you do not care about domain news anymore

 

[deez007]

When you get a spam email for a variation of a domain you own and think...hmm that's actually nice name if it didn't have 3 hyphens... then you realize. WAIT A SECOND, I own the unhyphenated version of this domain...Oh, that is why they sent me their spam mail with a variation of my domain... now...let me go check this domain again... then you see WTF, why do I have this gem priced so low... and then you go and double the price on ur listing cos u feel back in love with the domain AGAIN... .

Kinda like the ex GF you hadn't seen in a long time... bump into her again and you're like woaaah! why did we ever break up she is looking so fine... then you hook up again and it's sunshine and roses and then a week later u realize...aaah hell...this sucks...I want out again.

 

[WhoaDomain.com]

When you get a spam email for a variation of a domain you own and think...hmm that's actually nice name if it didn't have 3 hyphens... then you realize. WAIT A SECOND, I own the unhyphenated version of this domain...Oh, that is why they sent me their spam mail with a variation of my domain... now...let me go check this domain again... then you see WTF, why do I have this gem priced so low... and then you go and double the price on ur listing cos u feel back in love with the domain AGAIN... .

Kinda like the ex GF you hadn't seen in a long time... bump into her again and you're like woaaah! why did we ever break up she is looking so fine... then you hook up again and it's sunshine and roses and then a week later u realize...aaah hell...this sucks...I want out again.

Lol as Bart Simpson would say "don't have a COW man!" (Inside joke)

 

[deez007]

Lol as Bart Simpson would say "don't have a COW man!" (Inside joke)

Bwhahaha those damn Cows, seem to be everywhere!!!... they just wont leave me alone...

 

[WhoaDomain.com]

Here's one.

You have too many domains that you are drooling knowing that XRP (Ripples) will go to $1 (right now @$.243 and climbing!) to cover renewals!

 

[imadoer]

When you get endless spam

 

[EmotiveDomains]

You know you have got too many names when..

you need to take a week off to update your BIN prices

 

[Karl Grand Maison]

when you ruined yourself buying domains without selling any of them. But everyday, you still take hours to find AMAZING domains you CANNOT let go. You are even convicted you have to buy it in the next 10 minutes otherwise it will be gone FOREVER!!!! ... Not so sure if domains trading and A.D.D. could mix well...

 

[Rhythm8]

Its not the size that matters, its what you do with it that counts.... so I've been led to believe anyway.

The women are lying to you

 

[shorterwinters]

.. then realise you can't invest in cannabis/420 domains with the 4 or 0

hahahahahaha

 

[wakguano]

... even one is too many , when u have no sale

 

[LORDiano]

You guys aren't that far ahead of me .. lol .. but maybe you could be my uncle if we counted in "years domaining"!

Ummm .. now I'm thinking maybe Uncle Frank needs to fly his nephew out to the Cayman's for a visit soon!

 

[lock]

When you see that a name needs to be renewed and you think thought still wanted it and hadn't even parked it. Then justify your negligent action to yourself like your aging some wine.

 

[WhoaDomain.com]

People troll you on whoisology and domain tools.
And know exactly how many domains you have and how long you've had them and what domains you have. "Just because"

Like this

And my reaction is

 

[baseballworld]

When you get as excited to renew a name in your portfolio that you forgot about as if you found it on the expired list.

 

[BridgeFlows]

when you make an offer for a domain , then you receive the email offer to find out it's yours.

and you realized you send your self a low ball offer)) and you post it on the forum that your tired of low ballers))

 

[buywebsites.biz]

Guy tries to sell me an aged business, but the domain name seems fishy. Yep, his "14 year old business" domain was in my Bodis account just last year.