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Why Mr. Bill Gates decides to Sell Microsoft?
Email from Mr. Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft:
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.
1. In Windows, there is a button called 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run', and he ran up to Amritsar!
So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that when sitting in front of the computer.
3. Is there any 're-scooter' available in Windows? I find only 're-cycle', but I do not have a cycle and own only a scooter.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife had lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with the help of the 'find' button, but we were unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My children are learning 'Microsoft word' and now they want to learn 'Microsoft Sentence' in addition to 'Microsoft Word', so when you will provide that?
6. I bought CPU, mouse and keyboard, DVD Drive, speakers, etc, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer'! When will you show the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you put my photos in that folder?
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' What about 'MICROSOFT HOME'? since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
10. You have provided 'My Network Places'. Please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
P.S :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?!!
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Email from Mr. Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft:
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.
1. In Windows, there is a button called 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run', and he ran up to Amritsar!
So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that when sitting in front of the computer.
3. Is there any 're-scooter' available in Windows? I find only 're-cycle', but I do not have a cycle and own only a scooter.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife had lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with the help of the 'find' button, but we were unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My children are learning 'Microsoft word' and now they want to learn 'Microsoft Sentence' in addition to 'Microsoft Word', so when you will provide that?
6. I bought CPU, mouse and keyboard, DVD Drive, speakers, etc, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer'! When will you show the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you put my photos in that folder?
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' What about 'MICROSOFT HOME'? since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
10. You have provided 'My Network Places'. Please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
P.S :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?!!
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I hope you enjoyed this.
Reps appreciated!
