Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

[l-l-l.com]

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft



Subject: Problems with my new computer


Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that .

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

 

[bizwiz]

LOL! Very funny :D

 

[Barrucadu]

Funny, but the scary thing is I have met people like that.

 

[l-l-l.com]

Are you serious people actually talking like this

 

[Barrucadu]

Yes, I have met people who know so little about computers, it wouldn't surprise me if they said that.

 

[yilduz]

I saw one before about a person that compared PCs and Macs to the auto industry. It was absolutely hilarious.

 

[l-l-l.com]

I saw one before about a person that compared PCs and Macs to the auto industry. It was absolutely hilarious.

can you share with us

 

[efil]

Lol this is very funny :D

 

[wikes82]

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

:lol: Maybe microsoft future product will be Microsoft Gates

 

[weblord]

i thought he gonna email me before doing this?

 

[theSun]

10. I ran Windows Movie Maker and there is no Spiderman 3! What a rip off!

 

[phpl33t]

LMFAO, that is a good one! Thank for the laugh!

 

[l-l-l.com]

i thought he gonna email me before doing this?

lol

 

[yilduz]

can you share with us

I'll e-mail a friend of mine and see if I can get it.

 

[htmlindex]

:lol: Some pretty funny stuff there

 

[worldir]

Thought Bill Gates pledges most of his shares to Bill & Melinda Foundation for charity works

:blink: :blink: :blink:

 

[Peter]

The sad fact is somepeople are so pc illiterate that they would genuinly ask questions like these.

 

[CoolGuy]

I can't imagine people thinking like this. At least I don't know of anyone around me like that.

 

[Coolprogram]

LOL I think I sent that in LOL JK although.. *Thinks for a second* nah wasn't me LOL very funny
-Coolprogram

 

[l-l-l.com]

The sad fact is somepeople are so pc illiterate that they would genuinly ask questions like these.

yes many people still don't wht to do with pc or their uses