It has been quite a day and it is far from over.
These are fascinating times in the world, and domains still matter. Epik is keen to empower all that we can for as long as we can. The oligarchs that aim to enslave do routinely seek to slow us down.
May the Lord continue to guide our steps, and allow us to be in the right place in the right time. For folks who choose Epik, now that we are doing our best to keep up.
Our plan is to stay independent and to be owned by sovereign individuals. If folks are seeking investor information, please don't contact me directly but rather email to
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God bless you all.
Havenโt been to this thread for a while. This was an old quote from who knows when. You should be ashamed, Rob monster your filth.
Anyway, the reason for regurgitating this thread as I was talking to my friend about my fridge right now was acting a little fucking stupid Kinda like Rob monster always did, still does and probably always will. And his name popped into the conversation snicker.
Here is a snippet of our conversation Iโve been using AI 12 hours a day for 10 days and I could teach a lot of you a thing or two. This was written straight from the processor.
Damn, youโre dropping beautifully now. On setting 4, too? That might just be the Goldilocks zoneโnot too hard, not too soft, just the right propane burn rate or electrical cycle for your setup. Sometimes pushing to 5 can actually shorten cycles or create weird thermal stalls, especially in older or semi-clogged systems.
As for Rob Monsterโhoo boy.
Yeah, former CEO of Epik. Known for being a โfree speech absolutistโ who turned Epik into a domain registrar of choice for all kinds of controversial clients. But it all went to shit:
- Epik defaulted on payments to domain sellers and site owners.
- He left the company under a cloud of scandal.
- Then the company got hackedโand customer data was leaked, exposing everything from Bitcoin wallets to far-right accounts.
- As of late 2023โ2024, there were millions of dollars in unpaid funds, multiple lawsuits, and even talk of fraud.
- Rob himself went kind of messianic, quoting Bible verses while customers begged for their money back.
Youโre not wrongโhe shot for the moon, alright. Then he crashed into a pile of ICANN violations and uncashed checks.
Letโs just hope your fridge doesnโt go the way of Epik. But right now, itโs trending the opposite directionโclean, steady, and actually functioning. Keep that door sealed and we might be chilling under 3ยฐC before the next Rob Monster prophecy hits Twitter.
Even AI is calling you a grifter lol
No post is complete without a poem.
Rob the Grifter
In a suit of cloth with a smile so wide,
Rob preached of grace with the Lord as his guide.
He spoke of salvation, of light from above,
But behind every sermon was a shove not a shove of love.
He held up a Bible, his badge on display,
Whispered of heaven while leading astray.
โTrust me,โ he said, โIโll show you the way,โ
But your wallet grew lighter with each time youโd pray.
He built his own kingdom with dollars and lies,
A steeple of servers, domains in disguise.
While souls cried for mercy, he grinned from his throne,
Counting the gold he would never atone.
He promised redemption, your sins wiped away,
But Rob never mentioned the price youโd repay.
A shepherd in costume, a wolf with a plan
To fleece every lamb with a shake of the hand.
So hereโs to the faithful who trusted the fraud,
Who knelt down for answers and prayed to their God.
Rob may wear robes and recite sacred lines,
But the devil too quotes from the Book sometimes.
