What are your favorite movie lines?

[GF]

I have a weird sense of humor. I laugh when ice skaters fall in the Winter Olympics, and find dirty jokes REALLY funny.

I figured I'd start a thread on our favorite movie lines.

Borat: "When I buy my wife, she cook good, her vagin work well, and she strong on plow, but after three years when she 15, her voice become very deep, 'BORRRRAT, BORRRRAT' she grow hair on her chest, she become very weak, and her vagin hang like sleeve of wizard."

 

[Phil]

Here's a movie quote for the times:

You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in Joe's house...right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others. Why, you're lending them the money to build, and then, they're going to pay it back to you as best they can. Now what are you going to do? Foreclose on them?
-George Bailey

 

[gemstar]

 

[RogueWriter]

from TV shows:

"As God is my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly."

"Hi, I’m Larry, this is my brother Daryle and this is my other brother Daryle."

 

[Phil]

Now you've got me wanting to watch WKRP again .
Very funny. Here's another Thanksgiving related:

"Morton, I can't pardon a turkey. If you think
I can pardon a turkey, then go back to your
school and insist to be better prepared to go
out in the world." -President Bartlet

from TV shows:

"As God is my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly."

 

[RogueWriter]

trips- just watched that episode the other day on hulu.com, lol.

 

[DnPresident]

1. Make MY DAY ~~~` Dirty Harry ~~~~Is probably the easiest for me http://www.topnews.in/light/files/clint-eastwood-dirty-harry.JPG

2. Here's Johnny ~~ JACK NICHOLSON ~~ The Shining~~~~~ http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/The-Shining-Here-comes-Johnny.jpg

3. Astalavista Baby ~~~ Arnold Shwarzenegger ~~~ Terminator http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/arnold_then_now.jpg

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc150/freethe420/schwarzenegger_smoking_joint.jpg

Gotta be my top 3 all time...

 

[Michelle]

Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn :lala:

Gone with the wind

 

[GF]

"Kick his ass Seabass!" - Dumb and Dumber

 

[ameRie]

Don't you'll ruin it! - A lot like love

 

[gchick]

"Why so serious" - Joker on "The Dark Knight"

 

[rocker314]

This part of my life is called "internship." - pursuit of happyness

 

[GF]

This part of my life is called "internship." - pursuit of happyness

This part of my life... this part right here? This is called "happyness." - Pursuit of Happyness

 

[rocker314]

yeah that's it!

 

[dgridley]

What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. ~ Morpheus

 

[useless]

Joker - the dark knight
(pulling this from memory so ...)

"when ur so good at something , thn never do it for free"

 

[GF]

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"
- Michael Corleone in The Godfather III

 

[Jasonn]

You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f
-ckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy!

Opening line of the movie-----= We were somewhere around barstow... on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

Movie= Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Great movie, great book. Lots of good quotes in that movie, one that comes to mind is right at the opening

"He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man."

 

[useless]

What fake dog poo

top secret (its an old movie if u have watched this movie u will know how funny this line was)

 

[FreshAvails.com]

"Wait wait wait. Wasn't she a great big fat girl?"
From Silence of the lambs.

OR

"Those that can't do, teach. Those that can't teach...teach gym." Annie Hall

 

[Mike]

Bond: "The Name is Bond. James Bond" (take your pick)

Bruce Almighty: "Smite me, mighty Smiter!" (Jim Carrey)

Terminator: "I'll be back" (Ahhhnold)

A few good men: "You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!" (Jack Nicholson)

Good Morning Vietnam: "Gooood Morning Vietnaaaaaaam" (Robin Williams)


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