Caleb HullโVerified account @CalebJHull 3 hours ago
THREAD: Dems are refusing to fund the border wall, so I thought I'd create a list of all the insane things government DOES FUND. Enjoy!!!
โฃ $3,000,000 for World of Warcraft: tax $ funded UC Irvine researchers' screen time
โฃ $800,000 on studying significance of genital-washing
โฃ $2,500,000 on a Super Bowl commercial that was so terribly produced that it was banned after it aired
โฃ $1,000,000 on Zoo Poetry: "increasing environmental awareness" by creating poetry in four different zoos
โฃ $175,000,000 on buildings that have been vacant for years
โฃ $765,828 on pancakes: tax dollars subsidized an IHOP in an "under-served" area of DC
โฃ $442,340 studying behavior of male prostitutes in Vietnam
โฃ $168,766 studying monkeys who throw their poop
โฃ $914,000 studying romance novels: topics included "Team Edward or Jacob?"
โฃ $5,000,000 studying the drinking habits of college students on game days
โฃ $5,000,000 on hipster parties with the goal of ending smoking
โฃ $2,000,000 for the Department of Agriculture to fund an internship program. The program hired ONE full-time intern.
โฃ $120,000,000 paid to dead federal employees
โฃ $2,600,000 to encourage Chinese prostitutes to drink responsibly
โฃ $505,000 to promote specialty hair and beauty products for cats and dogs
โฃ $27,000,000 to teach Moroccans how to make pottery
โฃ $300,000 to encourage Americans to consume caviar made in Idaho
โฃ $200,000 on a "tattoo removal program" in CA
โฃ $60,000 for the IRS to create a parody film of Star Trek and Gilliganโs Island
โฃ $1M per year for NASA to create food menu for Mars mission that is decades away
โฃ $202,000 to determine if Wikipedia is sexist
โฃ $242,600 to study effects of cocaine on honey bees
โฃ $4,900,000 to dress students up in fruit costumes and encourage them to eat healthy
โฃ $495,000 on commercials to create jobs that never created any jobs
โฃ $250M training 60 Syrian rebels to fight the Islamic State
โฃ $10M on creating two video games aimed at fighting obesity (FOR REAL)
โฃ $900,000 studying social interactions of guppies
โฃ $6.3M for VA facility in California to buy artwork
โฃ $10M to studying dog tail wagging
โฃ $325,000 to build a robot squirrel
โฃ $2.5M on coasters for bars that say "IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING"
โฃ $31M on first class flights in 4 years for the Department of Health and Human Services alone
โฃ $1.3M studying effectiveness of koozies keeping drinks cold
โฃ $100M to clean up environmental mess that Environmental Protection Agency created
โฃ $387,000 studying the effect of Swedish massages on rabbits
โฃ $5M on tweeting responses to pro-ISIS rhetoric
โฃ $3M researching why lesbians are more likely to be obese than straight people
โฃ $516,000 on a video game about prom
โฃ $706,800 to have shrimp fight each other with the goal of helping military and manufacturing engineers
โฃ $26M building religious sites across the globe