The "Fanciest" Name/Title For a Domainer?

[deez007]

Hey Folks

This morning whilst sitting on the "throne" I recalled an incident that occurred not so long ago. I figured it would be an interesting thread to start here on the forum to see what ideas you guys could come up with..

Okay let me set the scene:

About 2 months ago I was at a dinner party and was mingling with the crowd (most of whom I already knew) but there were a good few new faces. I noticed a really really attractive women chatting to some people I knew so off course I headed over and introduced myself and got chatting not long after that some other idiot I never seen before joins our group. He was loud, annoying and obviously trying to get her attention. Anyway he told us he was Platinum Private Banker or something like that... then asked me what I did, I tried to think of a fancy name for a domainer or internet marketing but under pressure I just couldn't think...so I just said I'm in marketing....sounded very plain vanilla compared to Platinum private banker... lol.. so that got me wondering...

Whats the most fanciest or important sounding title you could think of for a Domainer?

 

[deez007]

Cybersquatting E-Thug - CET

Bwahahaahahah CLASSIC!!!!!

 

[vincew]

domainerd

 

[daica85]

Universal Domain Super Master =))

 

[Derek Guad]

Domainer, Esq.

 

[Name Trader]

President & CEO of a cutting edge Digital Intellectual Property Branding, Sales & Acquisition enterprise.

The acronym is not so good [email protected] It should be PC@dipsh*t.com

 

[deez007]

I liked what Doron Vermaat said. Thats more that enough.

But, since you are looking for something fancy to catch attention. Just say "I make money online". Rest will happen itself. Just my opinion.

Not really looking for anything to catch attention.....just interested in seeing what creative titles other people can come up with

 

[doubleU]

@doubleU Thanks mate. it looks awesome.

Your very welcome, I'm glad you like it, you look pretty awesome also

 

[eyedomainous]

This is an important issue because "domainer" is counter-productive.

In short, I say I'm a Media Broker.
When I want to be clever I say I'm a Global Real Urlstate Investor.
If I really want to impress I say I'm in Media Acquisitions & Divestitures.

 

[dordomai]

"DNS Investor"

 

[JudgeMind]

digital realtor

 

[dennisok]

I'm a Virtual Real Estate Investor!

 

[shabash786]

• Online Name Trader (ONT)
• Web Asset adviser (WAS)

• The most self-explanatory is "Internet Name Dealer (IND)"

 

[mad409]

How about DN Doctor, as soon as you say it act like your phone vibrates and say I'm sorry I must take this call and walk away.

 

[168]

Digital Property Investing, Development and Sales. End game- REITS.

 

[deez007]

I'm a branding strategist for venture capital funded startup companies in the digital sector.

Lol...that would confuse Domainers even

 

[Silentptnr]

This is an easy one.

Reminds me of a TV show....

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LOL

 

[henry93]

Well, I make money online.

Mostly, when I am sleeping.

You could be in same bed. (I mean.. you can easily replicate it - just a few private lessons.)

 

[twiki]

I'm the Domain Whisperer,

Wizard of Dropped Kingdoms.

 

[theSun]

Dot Biz Entrepreneur
Dot Info Artist
Dot Mobi 6s Plus

 

[DNGear]

Domain Naut
DIY Naming

 

[Sumit Agrawal]

Domain Mining business

 

[Silentptnr]

The acronym is not so good [email protected] It should be PC@dipsh*t.com

 

[Recons.Com]

Diamond Name Expert

 

[Fayaz Ahmed]

I usually go with Software Engineer, because that's what I am.

However, if I have to go with something related to domain names,
then perhaps I'd feel fancy saying I'm a Brand Engineer

 

[DomainNature]

When I m asked i say this.
I m Dosquat in the Dosquatting industry, we grab domains that are free to take at reg fee, because Registry with their Dosquatters friends at Namebright are too stupid to reg them.