The Everyone's Welcome Thread (even Canadians, SEO experts, and oldies..you get the idea).

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I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

The following subjects are
BANNED

So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.

POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok

I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

We are also lady and animal friendly

 

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1930....23 years old....who is he?

John Wayne?

 

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Nancy's wardrobe was pretty cool in that show (not this though lol)

If you remember this one:

 

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Nancy's wardrobe was pretty cool in that show (not this though lol)

 

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> > -----An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft!

> A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees!
> The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone!
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> He yelled,
> "Mayday, mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack!
> I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me
> before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory!
> I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph! Mayday, mayday!"
>
> The employee in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone!
>
> "Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions!
> The first thing is not to panic! Remain calm!"
>
> He began his series of questions:
>
> Tower : "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"
>
> Aircraft : "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the altimeter dial in front of me!"
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> Tower : "Okay, that’s good, remain calm! How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"
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> Aircraft : "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the airspeed dial in front of me!"
> Tower : "Okay, this is great so far, but it’s heavily overcast!
> So how do you know you’re flying upside down?"
>
> Aircraft : “The shit in my pants is running out of my shirt collar!!"

 

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While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window.
"Good Lord!" he screamed. "One of the engines just blew up!"
Other passengers left their seats and came running over.
Suddenly, the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side. The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldnt maintain order!
Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about.
Most of the passengers seemed to feel better on hearing this, and they sat down as the pilot walked to the front of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing them to the flight attendants. Each crewmember attached the package to their backs.
"Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "Aren't those parachutes?"
The pilot said, "Yes, they are."
The passenger went on, "But I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?"
"There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded.
"We're just going to get help."

 

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It is with great sadness to report that Eddie Money died Friday at the age of 70.

Money, whose real name was Edward Mahoney was a rock star in the 70’s and 80’s and is best known for his mega hit songs “Two Tickets to Paradise,” “Take Me Home Tonight,” “Shakin” and “Baby Hold On.”

 

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Today in 1956 – IBM introduces the first computer disk storage unit, the RAMAC 305. The size of a couple of full-size refrigerators, it has five (5) megabytes of storage because IBM execs said they didn’t know how to sell more than 5 MB.

 

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