Located in The Break Room started by DU, Jun 27, 2012.
An old tired elephant...
In a contrary mood....so will say this....the wal mart joke is like 20 years old.
JB, yes, it hurts in ways only dog owners would understand when a family dog dies.
If you remember this one:
If you have yet to see John Wick 3
It is the best so far of the three!!
yes, there will be a 4 and a 5 and a 6 as the story line finally came out as to what he was, the organization running everything, and the head boss....
I saw the movie last night.
As the owner of an old clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One day at the supermarket, just after I had filled my trunk with groceries, I noticed a stream of fluid pouring out of the bottom of the car. I knew I had to get home before the car was once again out of action.
When I arrived I asked my husband to take a look at the problem.
Expecting the worst, I braced myself for his diagnosis. When he came back in, he was smiling. "It's apple juice," he said.
Elaine went to visit the much heralded local fortune-teller.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Elaine stared at the woman's haggard face, then at the single, flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
One less bird killer....
1930....23 years old....who is he?
A HELL NO!!!!!
Marion Mitchell Morrison!
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