My new album is coming out August 1st!

[TUFKATH]

I'd like to let the members of my favourite domain name community know that I have recently become a rapper. You can check out my skillz at:

*WARNING, EXPLICIT LYRICS IN SOME SONGS*
http://www.purevolume.com/taylorhewitt

I'd also let to let everybody know that my album is coming out in a few days, and that it's only $5 US. If you would like details about how to purchase it, please PM me.

Mods please do not delete this. If you have a problem with it, please PM me first and give me a chance to change it. Thanks very much!

Sincerely,

Taylor Hewitt

P.S. I know that I am the worlds worst and whitest rapper. I'm just doing this for fun though!

 

[RJ]

P.S. I know that I am the worlds worst and whitest rapper. I'm just doing this for fun though!

WTG, Taylor.

 

[GeneCosta]

Oh my god, 99% of Rap Sucks is hilarious. "He started playin while I was on the crapper." "You know, down a hill, or somethin." :lol: You are amazing.

 

[TUFKATH]

Thanks so much Gene! I'm glad I have another fan!

And thanks for the encouragement RJ! Your post of approval has put in place a protective barrier that defends against oncoming angry moderators!

 

[SpareDomains]

I listened to the 99% song and it was pretty funny, down the hill or something and your high pitched "I'm the illest ni--a" :hehe: good luck with it man

 

[Camron]

Hah that's pretty good! I can actually understand rap for once. Good work

 

[peaches017]

L...M...A...O...

Don't think I'll be buying it, but it gave me a few laughs. This stuff is GENIUS

Peter

 

[_FLIP_]

Why be hatin on diddy yo?

 

[TUFKATH]

Fiddy, not diddy!

haha thanks for the support guys

fiddy = 50 cent by the way

 

[Morph]

I want your album! (I will paypal you, UK)

This is the BEST.
You are not a Retard Attempting Poetry :p
You "shizzle" isn't cRAP :sold: :hehe:

 

[TUFKATH]

Alright Tom I've got you on msn. I'll chat with you next time you're on

 

[HFear]

Haha, good job Taylor! Good luck with your album.

 

[Joseph]

Word.

 

[TUFKATH]

Thanks so much guys!

If anybody else wants it, I'll be accepting paypal. You can either have it shipped to you at your expense, anywhere in the world, or have the files zipped and emailed to you.

Thanks again!

 

[_FLIP_]

Ah okay. Fifty sucks anyways. Diss all you want.

 

[ammo]

Hahaha I love it. I may actually have an album coming out soon as well! A real one tho! hopefully!

 

[kslup_k]

lol,

my cousin's name is randle..
thats tight.

WTG!.

 

[igrowyourbiz.com]

taylor -- good spoofs -- actuall 99% has good lyrical content -- where are the tracks coming from though? O.o

 

[smub]

nice work taylor

way to go

good luck man

 

[TUFKATH]

They aren't spoofs since I based them on nothing. It came out of my head!