>> A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
>> He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from
>> New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from
>> Lawton, Oklahoma. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun
>> at the Oklahoma deputy's expense!!!
>>
>> Deputy says," License and registration, please."
>>
>> Lawyer says, "What for?"
>>
>> Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
>>
>> Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
>>
>> Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
>> registration, please."
>>
>> Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
>>
>> Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
>> that's the law. License and registration, please!"
>>
>> Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
>> and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the
>> ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
>>
>> Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
>>
>> At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
>> the crap out of the lawyer and says...
>> "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"!!!
>>
>> He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from
>> New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from
>> Lawton, Oklahoma. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun
>> at the Oklahoma deputy's expense!!!
>>
>> Deputy says," License and registration, please."
>>
>> Lawyer says, "What for?"
>>
>> Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
>>
>> Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
>>
>> Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
>> registration, please."
>>
>> Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
>>
>> Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
>> that's the law. License and registration, please!"
>>
>> Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
>> and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the
>> ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
>>
>> Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
>>
>> At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
>> the crap out of the lawyer and says...
>> "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"!!!
>>
