Laugh at Catastrophe

[Domainace]

For those who haven't seen. These new definitions gave me a laugh today:

BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING – The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER – What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR – Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST – Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT – When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER – A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION – The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW – The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO – What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS – What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR – Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT – An archaic word no longer in use.

 

[weblord]

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR – Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.

:lol:
catastrophe affects everyone.
think of the solutions.

 

[holyroller]

BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor mistake himself for a financial genius.

This is pretty close to the truth lol

 

[ameRie]

BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

LOL, OMG!

 

[Easydoms]

So in a nutshell

The world markets and banks are in the sh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

 

[Barrucadu]

My dad said to me "Michael, the day I buy a house, with my luck, the housing market will collapse".
Shortly after buying said house, the world economy collapsed. So, he was right - in a way.