Possums say "BUY"

[maxeaus]

After some volatility in the stock market, i asked my broker what he thought best to do, buy or sell, he had no idea, so i brought in the market experts, the local Possums, who are renowned futures traders in commodities, buying nuts and fruits on dips in prices and hording them through the winter.

They are also renowned at day trading the S&P 500 futures in their spare time, between commodities trades.

After analysing Bloomberg for 15 minutes the Possums issued a BUY for the S&P 500, and after a few hours, closed their trade for a tidy profit. They stocked up on some nuts and berrys and retired back to their burrow for a Merry Christmas feast.

Meanwhile, i scratched my head and left the makets to the monkeys, bulls, bears and other animals much smarter than me.

By maxeaus​

 

[Chef Patrick]

Are these Possums really in your house?

 

[nicedomains]

Lmfao

 

[johname]

I need to read the Possums news letter to see what they think about pork bellies

 

[NPQueen]

ROFL that is funny!! Is that your house or just pic you found?

 

[yandig]

Not only are possums (traditionally opossums) good at picking stocks and predicting market swings...Their uncanny ability to foretell business trends has made them a valuable commodity. I have diversified my portfolio to include 15% possum holdings, which is looking like a nice alternative to gold, oil futures and stocks in general.

Now if I could just figure out where to store the darn things!

 

[maxeaus]

Are these Possums really in your house?

Yes, they have a bad habit of sneaking inside to steal the cat food, and sneaking a peak at Bloomberg.

 

[Rudy]

ROFL. That's hilarious. Great follow-up, Scott.