Jokes

[unknownz]

Hi
every one can post their funnies over here! :wave:

Blonde in Pain
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A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.

The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."

The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"

Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"

She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"

She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"

The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve just got a broken index finger."

 

[TWM]

Ducking tomatos...

Good idea...

 

[Gene]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says give me a beer and a mop.

(much funnier when said out loud -- sounds like only half the joke, and it takes people a minute to get it)

 

[Badger]

Old guy passes away and his widow is so distraught she goes to see a seance / fortune teller in order to contact her old man. Anyway, she is succesful and so when he is finally drawn from the spirit world to talk his wife asks him how hes doin... "how are you?", "fine" comes the reply. "How they looking after you?", "not too bad" he says. "what do you do all day" she asks?... "well, you know, i go for a bit of a swim, eat a bit of bread, go for another swim.. Bit mundane really" her husband replies. "Go for a swim.....? Eat some bread.....? Go for another swim...?" she says, a little bit bemused... "You hated bread when you were on earth and you couldn't swim to save your life...??" "Yeah, well, i wasnt a duck then was I".........

Wha wha whaaaa

 

[unknownz]

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

 

[aaronfalloon]

Nice one unknowz :lol:

 

[ammo]

Lol unknownz short but sweet. :lol: