Emerging Tech

[Grrilla]

Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. One young woman pressed her forearm, and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.

"That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned, a few minutes later, with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

After a long pause, the woman smiled, knowingly, and said, "Well, just, look at that ... I'm getting a fax!!"

 

[abdulmueid]

ahaha... that must've been a smelly fax :P

 

[lpxxfaintxx]

Hahahaha! Very funny, did you come up with this?

 

[Humdizzy]

I've seen this joke before with 3 different guys from different countries instead of women. Still very funny though.

 

[Grrilla]

Hahahaha! Very funny, did you come up with this?

I have a relative who is a high ranking gov employ in Washington DC and this is an example of what get's passed around between offices that are in his mailing group. I have saved hundreds of these and because, many are unique and/or don't have high exposure, ie you don't see them all over the net, I am going to publish a select few on JokeBlook.com when I get it up and running. I, still, am in need of a script that will automate the process of adding my own material, (a daily joke) to the site.

I've seen this joke before with 3 different guys from different countries instead of women. Still very funny though.

Oops! I missed this prior to my post. I guess this one will get left out. Hmm... maybe this would be a good testing ground for the originality of some of my material. This one was, totally, new to me but, hey, it's a big world and, maybe, I'm being naive to even think that I'll get original stuff up on my site. Let's put it this way. I'll *try* to be as original as possible w/ my material.