entertainment Joke/picture of the day - Whatever make people laugh

[johnn]

Post your joke here to make other people laugh and happy.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window…

If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
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Two men were talking about their wives

The first man says “My wife is an angel.” The second man says “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

 

[Kenny]

Grandpa always said...
When one door closes, another one opens.

Great man.
Terrible cabinet maker.

Peace,
Kenny

 

[johnn]

 

[Kass]

 

[Kass]

 

[DomainNature]

This how I deal with scammers.

 

[jhm]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

A: He saw what happened to the zebra

 

[GILSAN]

 

[GILSAN]

 

[redemo]

What did Britain say to Germany? See EU later.

 

[redemo]

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.

 

[Kenny]

So little Johnnys parents were getting a divorce, and both wanted custody.
So, the judge asks him if he wanted to live with his mom.
"Oh no", says Johnny, "please, not my mom, she beats me all the time"
So, the judge says, "then I guess you want to live with your dad.
"No, no, no," says Johnny, "not my dad, he beats be too."
"Well then, asks the judge, "who do you want to live with?"
Johnny thinks about it for a minute or two, and then tells the judge,
"I want to live with the Lakers, they don't beat anybody."

(Insert team as needed)

Peace,
Kenny

 

[jhm]

I'm simple

 

[redemo]

 

[Alop]

Stole the image from @GILSAN

 

[whoevencares]

 

[mr-x]

 

[jhm]

 

[Alop]

I stole a picture from @GILSAN again

 

[Zorg]

 

[Zorg]

 

[Kass]

 

[Kass]

 

[johnn]

 

[Kass]

 

[Alop]