How to lose weight

[iowadawg]

I have not had any real food since last Tuesday!
And not allowed to have any real food until tomorrow afternoon!
All I can have are clear liquids!
Though later this afternoon I can have stuff like ice cream and tomato soup.

Good way to lose weight for sure!

Yes, wife has and still is making sure I follow the doctor's orders to the letter!

 

[Kenny]

I have not had any real food since last Tuesday!
And not allowed to have any real food until tomorrow afternoon!
All I can have are clear liquids!
Though later this afternoon I can have stuff like ice cream and tomato soup.

Good way to lose weight for sure!

Yes, wife has and still is making sure I follow the doctor's orders to the letter!

Hey Iowa, :wave:


OK, I'll bite....
Why not?

Peace, Cy

 

[iowadawg]

I had a colonoscopy.
Had polyps removed.

6 months, another colonoscopy.

Hard part is that damn gallon of colyte one must drink is 90 minutes or less!

 

[Kenny]

Bro...!!!!!!

I go in for the checkup in a couple weeks...

Getting old.

Hope they all came out OK, and that after the next one you will have no more problems.

Peace,
Cy

 

[iowadawg]

Good luck on yours!

Yeah, sucks to get old!
These younger people laugh, but they will get old and not laugh!

Shortly here, we are heading out so we can have dinner.
There is a steak or steaks, lobster or lobsters, with my name on it or them!

 

[C0ldf1re]

Gosh! I was looking for a new way to lose weight. But the solution on this thread is just too drastic!

 

[DnEbook]

Yes i can recommend going to my site ........dieters.tv

 

[mhdoc]

I took off 40 pounds in ten days a few years ago. Of course, since ruptured aorta's have a 7% survival rate, it's not for everyone

 

[lennco]

First off, iowadawg I hope everything turns out well. I feel for ya bro

Second, the best way too lose weight is and always has been to count calories and exercise.

And the slower you lose the weight the better chance you have to keep it off.

Also more protein then carbs helps.
Have most of your daily carbs in the morning for breakfast, then about half and half for lunch, then have mostly protein for dinner.

And if you are looking to add muscle then I recommend either P90X or workout with light weights and higher reps.

Good luck

 

[.X.]

Sounds like you are motivated and on your way iowadawg. I hope all is going well.

I may give this a try, But i am gonna drink just beer to do it, It is a pretty clear fluid. I know it has a lot of carbs, May give an old feller a beer belly, But i can loose fat in every other part of my body, cept my belly i reckon lol

 

[Archangel]

I recently lost 20lbs overnight by having my legs bitten off by a lion.

 

[iowadawg]

Skinny legs!
LOL

Okay, back from doctor.
All is well and the polyps were not cancerous, etc.

But he said, fiber is now your best friend for life.

 

[Kenny]

Skinny legs!
LOL

Okay, back from doctor.
All is well and the polyps were not cancerous, etc.

But he said, fiber is now your best friend for life.

Congratz bro!!!!!!!

Glad everything turned out for you.
Watch it with the fiber tho....
You dont want to have an "accident" when all you thought you had was GAS... lol

Peace,
Cy

 

[liquidcherry]

another good way to lose a lot of weight, get divorced!

(hope my wife will never see this lol)

Glad all is ok dawg...

cheers

L.

 

[dezinerite]

I'm trying to lose weight...although for a second there I thought this was one of those self-help topics. :P

 

[lennco]

another good way to lose a lot of weight, get divorced!

(hope my wife will never see this lol)

Glad all is ok dawg...

cheers

L.

So how much did she weigh?
Just wondering how much weight you lost

 

[DnEbook]

walking is a good time to rethink/assess your domaining strategy and you lose a few pounds

 

[liquidcherry]

So how much did she weigh?
Just wondering how much weight you lost

lol, actually i am still married(since she hasn't yet seen this thread) lol

cheers

liquid

 

[baseballworld]

Did anyone else see the legs bitten off part here or did we all miss that and not wonder wtf?

 

[barefoottech]

I also recently got rid of 120lbs of ugly fat.
Only problem is she took my car.