Getting Rid of the Slackers

[dgridley]

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup,
hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all
slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a
wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he
meant business!

The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How
much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looked
at him and replied, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks'
pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."


Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked,
"Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" From across the
room
came a voice,

"Pizza delivery guy from Dominos."

 

[equity78]

Great One Dave

 

[Gene]

Hahaha! Too funny!

 

[Morph]

DId he give the delivery man 1.2 k or did one arrive?

Sorry a bit dim today.

 

[dgridley]

He gave him $1.2k...

DId he give the delivery man 1.2 k or did one arrive?

Sorry a bit dim today.

 

[Morph]

One feels silly.
Ill shutup now.

 

[dgridley]

;lol: Giving him the $1200 was practically the whole punchline! No soup for you.. one year! :D

One feels silly.
Ill shutup now.

 

[spy69]

;lol: Giving him the $1200 was practically the whole punchline! No soup for you.. one year! :D

:hehe: the soup nazi. Good joke.

 

[Michelle]

Lol that was funny

 

[NPQueen]

Hmmm that's one heck of a tip!!! Just goes to show that some CEO's are not are smart as they claim to be :lol:

 

[Maverick]

I want that pizza delivery guy's job... Great Tips!!! :lol:

 

[RakeshRaja]

lol.. very funny....

 

[gchick]

lucky guy...:lol: