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Lets face it, most of us need it and have needed it for a long time.......
Here is how you know if you qualify for VIP membership (lifelong subscription).........
1. When you first wake up in the morning you either - think about .TV, realise you had a dream about .TV, are not sure you had a dream about .TV, but get that warm and fuzzy feeling because you are thinking about .TV now....
2. Your social circle evaporates to the size of a cell phone ear piece, you no longer have friends you meet up with for a night on the town…….no, you are happiest when you have your laptop in front of you, checking Enom.TV for hidden gems and one of your numerous .TV associates or friends (associates equals first 20 phonecalls;friend equals 20 +, especially when you are taking the calls at 1.00am) on the phone for the fifth time that day discussing the same thing - again.
3. The .TV forum is the centre of the universe. It is the first website you check in the morning and the last before you pass out in the evening.
4. You have promised yourself at least TEN times (anyone who promised themselves nine times or less does not qualify) that you will either
Stop regging any more .Tvs
Only buy .Tvs in the aftermarket
Only buy .Tvs once you sold some of your existing .Tvs that you know are crap but are hoping no one else feels the same way about…
Yet - you still, on a continuous basis, despite the conditional promises mentioned above, reg new .Tvs…
There are many more symptoms for this addiction…I feel that it would be best for felllow members to add to this list…..
I just want to point out though, that I myself am not addicted………I am just looking out for everybody else
Here is how you know if you qualify for VIP membership (lifelong subscription).........
1. When you first wake up in the morning you either - think about .TV, realise you had a dream about .TV, are not sure you had a dream about .TV, but get that warm and fuzzy feeling because you are thinking about .TV now....
2. Your social circle evaporates to the size of a cell phone ear piece, you no longer have friends you meet up with for a night on the town…….no, you are happiest when you have your laptop in front of you, checking Enom.TV for hidden gems and one of your numerous .TV associates or friends (associates equals first 20 phonecalls;friend equals 20 +, especially when you are taking the calls at 1.00am) on the phone for the fifth time that day discussing the same thing - again.
3. The .TV forum is the centre of the universe. It is the first website you check in the morning and the last before you pass out in the evening.
4. You have promised yourself at least TEN times (anyone who promised themselves nine times or less does not qualify) that you will either
Stop regging any more .Tvs
Only buy .Tvs in the aftermarket
Only buy .Tvs once you sold some of your existing .Tvs that you know are crap but are hoping no one else feels the same way about…
Yet - you still, on a continuous basis, despite the conditional promises mentioned above, reg new .Tvs…
There are many more symptoms for this addiction…I feel that it would be best for felllow members to add to this list…..
I just want to point out though, that I myself am not addicted………I am just looking out for everybody else
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