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what can I say about this one.
It starts with a Z
It middles with a U
It ends with an O
actually quite a bit beyond the great acronym potential such as Zero-Under-Over and Zombies-United-Online and so forth ...
well - let's check teh google ->
a respectable 3,100,000 results, many referring to various famous ZUOs of Chinese history, as well as more contemporary entities such as Zuo Modern Furniture ( www.zuomod.com ) ... and so on.
I like this one in particular: Zuo Ci 葛玄
Zuo Ci studied atop the Mount Tianzhu, practiced medicinal alchemy and nourished his vital essence by controlled breathing and by having sex with women without ejaculation. It is said that he could live for long periods without eating. He was also learned in the Confucian classics and in astrology.
At some time before 200, the local warlord Sun Ce, who was a strict Confucian, wanted to kill Zuo Ci and chased him on horseback. Zuo Ci, unmounted, still managed to escape by seemingly walking slowly.
Later, Zuo Ci went to Cao Cao, who granted him a pension to do his magics. Cao Cao may have shown an interest in the Taoist approach to longevity by doing this, but his son Cao Zhi wrote that the pensions are only intended to keep the magicians and their wild teachings under control. Zuo Ci showed Cao Cao's court a number of magics, such as catching an exotic fish from an empty copper pan, and teleporting far away to buy ginger. Zuo Ci once fed a whole court assembly with food and wine, but Cao Cao soon found out that Zuo Ci had emptied every wine shop in the region with his magic for this purpose. Cao Cao tried to execute Zuo Ci, but Zuo Ci escaped by walking through walls. When someone reported that Zuo Ci had been sighted in the market, everyone in the market became identical to Zuo's appearance.
and then there's also Zuo Zongtang a/k/a ... :yell: GENERAL FREAKING TSO y'all !!! :yell:
A chicken dish, "General Tso's chicken", was apparently named after him, though the reasoning behind this, if it exists, has not yet been discovered. The dish is said to have originated in New York City.
so ... how do you like them apples ? I don't know why I'm selling this one.
Registered at GoDaddy through October 19, 2008
Bidding starts at just $20 / increment $2 / BIN $120
Auction ends 48 hours after the last bid or if sold at bin (just post "sold at BIN" to end the auction when you absolutely just can't stand the waiting anymore!)
Payment ... whatever, you know the drill ...! (PayPal, moneybookers, e-gold, NP @ 0.02 - please PM me before placing a bid to make arrangements if you're not absolutely sure you'll be able to complete the purchase within 48 hours of winning this auction)
:yell: Bid early, bid often ! :yell:
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