Your best rejection letter/email

[namenut]

Hello, :hi:

Can I ask for your best rejection letter for the standard ,"Thank You ...but no Thank You", email/letter?



Thanx all

namenut

 

[cjcjcj]

Just TODAY, I received this response,

"This is a giant of the future. I don't really want to sell, but for £100,000 I would sell".

I replied with:

'"No thank you"

He replied ingrammatically with:

"Your very welcome"



If this name is going to be a giant, then I must be very very small. (and by the way I'm not, I'm 6 foot 5 tall)

 

[Grrilla]

Well knowing me as you do and where I live... las vegas, better then what day?
Because i think Monday is a great beer day, after you have had a long weekend with friends and family, and dont forget monday night football.
Tuesday is another great day because you should always chase the hang over with a beer, and so then the next thing ya know why not have a couple.
Wenesday, well do i have to tell ya how great that day is? Its HUMP day, ya gotta drink on hump day.
Thursday is a another great day because the weekend is coming and happy hour on thursday really starts the weekend.
Friday, well lets face it, another great day, we leave work or what ever we were doing early just so we can start drinking beer at 4pm. and thats a really great tasting beer.
Saturday laying in the sun at the pool having a nice COLD BEER in the 108 degree weather is a great beer.
So CY im not sure where i could rank the sunday beer as i feel that it would be wrong to leave any of the top 7 days out.
and Cy thanks for the mention of beer as now I am gonna go get a nice cold beer.
Thanks :tu:

I have a high level of admiration for people who can live in the present like this, not
to mention their intestinal fortitude and/or their bodiie's high pain threshold. Hmm... I wonder if 10AM the day before the 4th of July might qualify as an optimum time to pop a cold one and drain it?

"What part of $100 don't you understand?"

Even though I completely understand the dollar sign, the 1, and both zeros, plus the amount of money that these symbols when placed together as a whole represented, I cancelled negotiations with the turd.

That is the funniest bit I have read all morning. There's a great response in your analysis of the situation. You could come back w/ something like:
"Thankyou for your detailed response to my inquiry. I completely understand the dollar sign, the 1, and both zeros and I am cognizant of the amount of money that these symbols represent when placed in the order that you, so graciously, outlined in your email. Nevertheless, I have found it necessary to cancel any further negotiations involving this name, as well as, any other name that you may have listed, primarily, due to the fact that you are such a big turd. :lol:

 

[America First]

I have a high level of admiration for people who can live in the present like this, not
to mention their intestinal fortitude and/or their bodiie's high pain threshold. Hmm... I wonder if 10AM the day before the 4th of July might qualify as an optimum time to pop a cold one and drain it? :lol:

Grrilla my man,
I would say the 10am would depend if we are talking eastern time or pacific, i would say your behind if your using eastern time 10 am and drinking in NEW York, but you are way ahead of the game if you are using easten time to drink in California, in that case you are the man, 10am the day before the 4th would be a perfect time to pop open that can/bottle and start the holiday, im mean lets face it, its close enough to say its part of the weekend. So Grrilla :tu: enjoy my friend as I am on it also. CHEERS!

That is the funniest bit I have read all morning. There's a great response in your analysis of the situation. You could come back w/ something like:
"Thankyou for your detailed response to my inquiry. I completely understand the dollar sign, the 1, and both zeros and I am cognizant of the amount of money that these symbols represent when placed in the order that you, so graciously, outlined in your email. Nevertheless, I have found it necessary to cancel any further negotiations involving this name, as well as, any other name that you may have listed, primarily, due to the fact that you are such a big turd. :lol:

you worte the perfect reply back, just 1 minor change please

due to the fact that you are such a big turd. :lol[/B]:

due to the fact that you are such A F@$%ing @ss@#%$! :tu:

 

[Grrilla]

due to the fact that you are such A F@$%ing @ss@#%$!

Oh. I see. I didn't realize that the OP was referring to responses to queries about IDN domains, in particular, but it all makes sense to me now.
And, if I am not mistaken, somewhere in the world, at this very moment, it is the 4th of July- so Happy 4th of July, everybody!

And while OSbL is gagging on his hot dog and suffocating in his own hatred- a hatred that is so strong that it compels him to urge his brothers to fight and murder one another; for mothers and fathers to send their children off with bombs wrapped around their young bodies; a hatred that has forced him to spend the waning years of his life like a wary rat, glancing to and forth over his shoulder and back and destined to peer at the world from the edge of the shadows that are cast down from the walls of his cell, inside his prison, inside his enclave that is hidden in secrecy away from a vibrant, colorful, active world, and, by necessity, is tucked away deep inside one of earths armpits.

While he sits alone, plotting his hatred-driven atrocities, I will be in the fresh air- choosing to come or to go- w/o a care in the world, freely and openly enjoying the festivities and celebrationg the principles and ideals that this day has been set aside, in the US, for it's people to honor. And, despite the clouds- depite knowing that we have lived with a government that, throughout the years, has, at times, gotten lost in the self-interest of it's leaders- leaders. who have not, always, reflected our wishes, the will of it's people- leaders who have often acted in ways that have been contrary to our interests, and best interests others, acting in ways that we never would have expected or suspected- in ways that that ean contrary to what they had promised us and led us to believe when we elected them, despite all of the ills that can spring out of human nature and touch all mens governments- despite all of this- the principles have remained steady and continue to form the foundation for what we believe in and celebrate today. And, lest I forget, throughout the course of it's history, the actions of the people that make up this country that we are celebrating in today, have given us, it's citizens, much more to be proud of than to be ashamed about.

Happy 4th to everyone, throughout, the world! You are invited to celevrate w/ us the basic tenants that we believe in- universal truths represented by a simple set of principles that all rational people can agree upon: We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed, by their Creator, with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness..

 

[briman1970]

Happy 4th to everyone, throughout, the world! You are invited to celevrate w/ us the basic tenants that we believe in- universal truths represented by a simple set of principles that all rational people can agree upon and wish upon their governments: We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed, by their Creator, with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness..[/I]

Amen to that brother! :tu:

That is the funniest bit I have read all morning. There's a great response in your analysis of the situation. You could come back w/ something like: "Thankyou for your detailed response to my inquiry. I completely understand the dollar sign, the 1, and both zeros and I am cognizant of the amount of money that these symbols represent when placed in the order that you, so graciously, outlined in your email. Nevertheless, I have found it necessary to cancel any further negotiations involving this name, as well as, any other name that you may have listed, primarily, due to the fact that you are such a big turd. :lol:

LOL! Actually, the turd was making an offer on one of my names. I would've given him a final go **** yourself, but I would've had to wait another 7 days before I was able to cancel negotiations.

 

[America First]

Oh. I see. I didn't realize that the OP was referring to responses to queries about IDN domains, in particular, but it all makes sense to me now.

:yell: :lol:

We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed, by their Creator, with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness..[/I]

That says it all.................Good job G-MAN

 

[Jo]

If this name is going to be a giant, then I must be very very small. (and by the way I'm not, I'm 6 foot 5 tall)

Oooooo and do you look like Johnny Depp? Hhehehee ehhehehe sorry...ahem.

:red: :blink:

Still laughing my butt off here...turds hahahaehehhee! :lol:

 

[namenut]

Thank you for contacting NameNut Inc.

We deeply appreciate your offer but we are looking for offers in a higher price range.

Sincerely,

The Head Nut,
Name Nut Inc.

LOVE IT !

Thanks everyone ......I needed the laughs. I was asking for the best rejections you have sent and or received.
And I will be using most of them ... lol

namenut

 

[Grrilla]

LOVE IT !

Thanks everyone ......I needed the laughs. I was asking for the best rejections you have sent and or received.
And I will be using most of them ... lol

namenut

Here's one that this thread has inspired and that I have, already, begun using:

Thank you for your, ridiculously, low offer. Unfortunately, we will have to decline it because we are not in the business of getting screwed by cheap b~stards so that they can put our hard-earned money into their turd-lined pockets.

However, (outside of shoving your head up your ~ss), we have a solution. The Head Nut at Name Nut specializes in working with clientele of your ilk- he, actually, specializes in the carp niche- and his pricing would be more in line with your bottom feeding mentality. Feel free to use us as a reference and make sure to give him our very best best. You will like him.

Now good-bye, good riddance and don't let the door hit your ~ss and jar your brains on your way out of here, ~sswipe. Have a wonderful day!

 

[namenut]

Here's one that this thread has inspired and that I have, already, begun using:

Thank you for your, ridiculously, low offer. Unfortunately, we will have to decline it because we are not in the business of getting screwed by cheap b~stards so that they can put our hard-earned money into their turd-lined pockets.

However, (outside of shoving your head up your ~ss), we have a solution. The Head Nut at Name Nut specializes in working with clientele of your ilk- he, actually, specializes in the carp niche- and his pricing would be more in line with your bottom feeding mentality. Feel free to use us as a reference and make sure to give him our very best best. You will like him.

Now good-bye, good riddance and don't let the door hit your ~ss and jar your brains on your way out of here, ~sswipe. Have a wonderful day!

I'm gonna use this today ......was offered $10 for goowii.com. ggrrrr

namenut

 

[fonzie_007]

Just got this one the other day... Not even a no, the domain isn't for sale, just:
"Don't bother backordering the domain. It will be renewed."

 

[fonzie_007]

This was a riot: A $25 offer for a LLL.com (and other domains) http://www.namepros.com/domain-name-discussion/218817-25-for-a-lll-com.html

 

[Grrilla]

This was a riot: A $25 offer for a LLL.com (and other domains) http://www.namepros.com/domain-name-discussion/218817-25-for-a-lll-com.html

That person needs to be taken around to the back of the woodshed and spanked. The one benefit of receiving that kind of offer is that he has saved you the trouble of pre-screening his application for your sh~tlist. I guess some people could care less about their reputations. I have a few who have treated me that way who I, now, won't give the time of day to. I don't know if they are joking, dreaming or could be that dimwitted and mentally challenged to the point where they could, even, imaginie that I, and other sellers are that stupid. :td: :td: :td:
Thank goodness that there are only a low % of the members here who are that idiotic.