fun You might be a domain n00b if . . .

[usernamex]

You might be a domain n00b if . . .

Your first post is in the Appraisal section

You think estibot is accurate

You still register domains for full price AND pay extra for privacy


Share em if ya got em!

Credit @salvador5266 @johname @jacoliobo @JayT for the inspiration

 

[dgmweb]

You might be a domain n00b if...

you've only registered one 99cent .com at godaddy

I still try that stupid coupon code every time, even though I know it won't work... (on the rare occasion I use GD for reg...)

 

[usernamex]

You might be a domain n00b if...

you've only registered one 99cent .com at godaddy

and your second 99cent registration is at 1&1

 

[urlurl]

if you register a handful of crap names and extensions the day before and your first post is "premium names for sale", excepting offers in the $x,xxx range

 

[cyc]

You might be a domain n00b if you haven't visited isitliquid.com yet. : )

 

[briguy]

You might be a domain n00b if
P.M me asking questions about domains that the Chinese will buy..

(No not a true story..just for future reference..Chinese stuff not my forte)

 

[urlurl]

your a noob if you come on the forum asking members

- how to sell their name
- how much their name is worth
- best place to sell their premium name they have had for 2 months

... without telling anybody what the dam name is.

 

[MapleDots]

You might be a domain n00b if...
You advertise the best domain names in the world

You have an added footnote...
Must wait for 60 day registrar lock to expire

 

[urlurl]

Fasthost's - i got that one

 

[JayT]

j00 might b teh n00b if reg' many .com.au

 

[urlurl]

your a noob if your join date say's; 'Joined' Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday. (says Captain Obvious)

 

[urlurl]

you are a noob when you think you hit the jackpot after receiving an email 2 days after reg'ing a name asking if you are willing to sell it for $20,000... but, you just need to get that official appraisal done first!

 

[MapleDots]

your a noob if your join date say's; 'Joined' Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday. (says Captain Obvious)

Hey I think maybe I should be taking offence to that

Good thing I've been doing it since 2011 - HeHeHe, unlike you other slackers I have been too busy selling domains to post on a forum about selling domains.

 

[urlurl]

don't take offense - that's why i said captain obvious, start date = joined date for most,

 

[briguy]

taking offence

reminds me


You might be a domain n00b if..you ask for a appraisal and you take offence to getting a "reg fee" answer and go on a personal attack against the poster.

 

[johname]

You might be a noob if you claim you are not lol

Ok I dont want it to look like I am piling on. So last post on this topic. All in fun.

 

[urlurl]

at some point we were all noobs

 

[usernamex]

You might be a domain n00b if . . .you don't know who Backpack Girl is.

 

[Jman92]

You might be a domain noob if.. you try to quote end user prices to NP members.

 

[urlurl]

if you quote estibot value

 

[urlurl]

You might be a domain n00b if . . .you don't know who Backpack Girl is.

i wonder what she looks like today???????

Maybe this, its been a while?

 

[ComboNames]

i wonder what she looks like today???????

Maybe this, its been a while?

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it's been just 12 years , won't be that old haha

 

[DonDraper]

God provided you a "Gut Feeling" at your first reg

 

[Martin Scurry]

if you think all comments in appraisal section are accurate.

 

[johname]

You might be a domain n00b if . . .you don't know who Backpack Girl is.

"The Parked Domain Girl photograph was uploaded to iStockphoto in 2005 by Dustin Steller. After an Internet campaign was waged in order to discover the woman’s identity, it was reported that she is the sister of Dustin Steller. The photograph was taken by Dustin in Unity Village, which is in the Kansas City area."

Sisters are easy to get a model release signature from lol

So she was probably born in 1985, so she would be about 32 today


Type Dustin Steller's sister and you can see more recent pics.

 

[urlurl]

...if you complain you can't make any money after a month of domaining,