fun You might be a domain n00b if . . .

[usernamex]

You might be a domain n00b if . . .

Your first post is in the Appraisal section

You think estibot is accurate

You still register domains for full price AND pay extra for privacy


Share em if ya got em!

Credit @salvador5266 @johname @jacoliobo @JayT for the inspiration

 

[briguy]

You might be a domain n00b if . . .you
believe every domain that you buy is going to sell for a big profit

 

[urlurl]

You might be a domain n00b if . . .you don't know who Backpack Girl is.

i wonder what she looks like today???????

Maybe this, its been a while?

 

[johname]

You think arguing about the merits of gTLD will make your domains go up in value

 

[Nerevar]

...your revenues do not cover your costs
(and I believe this it the only criteria).

 

[briguy]

taking offence

reminds me


You might be a domain n00b if..you ask for a appraisal and you take offence to getting a "reg fee" answer and go on a personal attack against the poster.

 

[lock]

If you didn't start in the 90's

 

[Cdomains]

You might be a domain n00b if...

You got into domaining because you saw a domain that sold for big bucks and you think you can hand reg a name and become instantly rich.

 

[usernamex]

You might be a domain n00b if . . .you don't know who Backpack Girl is.

 

[urlurl]

...if you complain you can't make any money after a month of domaining,

 

[JayT]

You think adult domains are good to buy.

 

[Pierre Barnard]

your selling decent names on Flippa for $1 and if you have a good day for $6

 

[ComboNames]

you sell your domain on sedo for 100$

 

[4pm]

...you ask for appraisals

 

[DNWon]

You might be a domain n00b if...
You list BigNoobie.com in a BIN auction for $9,500 here on NamePros with no trade feedback!

 

[Mister Funsky]

You might be a domain n00b if . . .

you get the email from the broker that represents an 'investor' but he needs a professional evaluation before he can pay you the $5,000 to $12,000 the domain is worth...so he sends you to a giggle thread where you can find a 'random' reference to someone that will give you a hand valuation for a reasonable price...

and then you pay for it.

 

[biggie]

you might be a n00b....

if you haven't learned how to use the forum's search feature yet.


imo....

 

[urlurl]

if you register a handful of crap names and extensions the day before and your first post is "premium names for sale", excepting offers in the $x,xxx range

 

[MapleDots]

You might be a domain n00b if...
You advertise the best domain names in the world

You have an added footnote...
Must wait for 60 day registrar lock to expire

 

[JayT]

j00 might b teh n00b if reg' many .com.au

 

[Jman92]

You might be a domain noob if.. you try to quote end user prices to NP members.

 

[urlurl]

if you quote estibot value

 

[Pierre Barnard]

your selling may names on auction on NP for $1

 

[D Haynes]

If your buying anything that doesnt end in .com ... hold on... that makes me a noob lol doh!! Well I've never claimed otherwise so atleast I'm an honest noob.

 

[Steven McEvoy]

You might be a domain n00b if... You buy a domain that you think is cool my bad habit...