Here are 10 reasons why people perceive .COM to be good, not.
1. They still use Internet Explorer 2.0 and their browser address bar auto-fills the .COM in.
2. They are eternally fixated with their first encounter with the Internet and the fact that the first thing they "typed-in" was PLAYBOY.COM - making the displaced logic of "curious type-ins" totally and utterly acceptable.
3. They have invested their life savings into 5,000+ .COM names. Ergo, to say that .COM is no good is simply unexceptable.
4. The letters 'C' 'O' 'M' subconsciously remind them of body parts of the fairer sex and nemesis of Freudian tendencies.
5. The word 'COM' is easy to mouth since it doesn't require the 2 front teeth and is similar to one of the first word a child utters i.e. 'MOM'
6. They still subscribe to the colonolistic and anarchist concept of King and Queen, and therefore find the phrase '.COM is King' very becoming of their belief systems and comfort zones.
7. Psychologists see a frightening similarity between the obsessive traits of popstar 'Groupies' and .COMmer belief systems. Idol worship, is equally intense in both camps.
8. They are comforted by the 'Made in USA' label on their t-shirts and see .COM of similar like. Peacefully oblivious, to the fact that the COM namesake is shared with COMMUNISTS.
9. .COM obsessive personalities typically flunked their History course in college and never understood the lesson that 'history repeats itself'. They like to feel that the dotcom bubble burst was just a one-in-a-million abberation in economic probability.
10. .COM obsessive personalities are most probably human reincarnations from previous lives as farm sheeps from New Zealand.
:p 11. Their favorite program as a kid was 'Fantasy Island' (both originals and late night re-runs for the younger .commers).
1. They still use Internet Explorer 2.0 and their browser address bar auto-fills the .COM in.
2. They are eternally fixated with their first encounter with the Internet and the fact that the first thing they "typed-in" was PLAYBOY.COM - making the displaced logic of "curious type-ins" totally and utterly acceptable.
3. They have invested their life savings into 5,000+ .COM names. Ergo, to say that .COM is no good is simply unexceptable.
4. The letters 'C' 'O' 'M' subconsciously remind them of body parts of the fairer sex and nemesis of Freudian tendencies.
5. The word 'COM' is easy to mouth since it doesn't require the 2 front teeth and is similar to one of the first word a child utters i.e. 'MOM'
6. They still subscribe to the colonolistic and anarchist concept of King and Queen, and therefore find the phrase '.COM is King' very becoming of their belief systems and comfort zones.
7. Psychologists see a frightening similarity between the obsessive traits of popstar 'Groupies' and .COMmer belief systems. Idol worship, is equally intense in both camps.
8. They are comforted by the 'Made in USA' label on their t-shirts and see .COM of similar like. Peacefully oblivious, to the fact that the COM namesake is shared with COMMUNISTS.
9. .COM obsessive personalities typically flunked their History course in college and never understood the lesson that 'history repeats itself'. They like to feel that the dotcom bubble burst was just a one-in-a-million abberation in economic probability.
10. .COM obsessive personalities are most probably human reincarnations from previous lives as farm sheeps from New Zealand.
:p 11. Their favorite program as a kid was 'Fantasy Island' (both originals and late night re-runs for the younger .commers).
