Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, โThe media are really tearing you apart for that scandal.โ
Hillary: โYou mean my lying about Benghazi?โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โYou mean the massive voter fraud?โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โYou mean the military not getting their votes counted?โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โUsing my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โThe NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โUsing the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies,
and taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โYou mean the drones being operated in our own country without the
benefit of the law?โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โGiving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared
bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โYou mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โWhitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?โ
Trump: โNo the other one:โ
Hillary: โThe IRS targeting conservatives?โ
Trump: โNo the other one:โ
Hillary: โTurning Libya into chaos?โ
Trump: โNo the other one:โ
Hillary: โTrashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?โ
Trump: โNo the other one:โ
Hillary: โTurning our backs on Israel?โ
Trump: โNo the other one:โ
Hillary: โThe joke Iran Nuke deal? โ
Trump: โNo the other one:โ
Hillary: โLeaving Iraq in chaos? โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โThe DOJ spying on the press?โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โYou mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โGiving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โThe NSA monitoring citizensโ ?โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โThe State Department interfering with an Inspector General
investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โMe, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?โ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โThreats to all of Billโs former mistresses to keep them quietโ
Trump: โNo, the other one.โ
Hillary: โI give up! โฆ Oh wait, I think Iโve got it! When I stole the White
House furniture, silverware and china when Bill left Office?โ
Trump: โTHATโS IT! I almost forgot about that oneโ.