The religious discussion thread

[Keith]

We all have different beliefs when it comes to religion. I like to keep an open mind on the subject and would love to get feedback from NP'ers about their beliefs!

Please keep this thread tasteful and acknowledge that others may not agree with your viewpoint on the subject. Healthy debate is certainly welcome

 

[DU]

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

Sums it up to me

 

[Keith]

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

Sums it up to me

Wow, quite an exchange! :lol:...unless it really happened!

 

[Archangel]

Others asked me to not close my thread, thus it'll remain open. You can close this thread--we don't really need 2

 

[Keith]

Others asked me to not close my thread, thus it'll remain open. You can close this thread--we don't really need 2

No probs. When the other title is changed, I'll close it

 

[Archangel]

All righty I've had too many ppl tell me to not close the thread so I decided not to. I've applied for a name-change. Once it's done, I'll just modify the initial post to reflect upon it & we'll have an "official" hub for religious talk

No probs. When the other title is changed, I'll close it

 

[DU]

Now we have two official threads... I'm so confused?

Maybe this is the one for the people that are right and the other one is for the losers?

 

[Keith]

Now we have two official threads... I'm so confused?

Maybe this is the one for the people that are right and the other one is for the losers?

Lol they stole my title. Guess this one needs closing.